A motorized shopping cart commonly found in establishments such as Wallmart. Scooty Puffs are feats of engineering as, despite their small size, they are able to support and mobilize even the largest of Hamplanets.
All of the scooty puffs at the store were in use by hamplanets, so grandma had to wait for me in the car.
by HonorMuhBeetus May 21, 2015

by Pretty Princess May 9, 2016

by Blondie9514 August 4, 2018

To scooty bop is to beat up another individual in a bathroom while scatting, in disguse and manages to put the victims mouth on the air hand dryer.
by Cirash May 22, 2016

by Guy de L'Blanc July 4, 2019

by Pretty Princess October 5, 2016

Scooty-dudes man, I've had to pee for 38 hours.
*attempts to squeeze in between 2 obese women* Oh, scooty-dudes.
*attempts to squeeze in between 2 obese women* Oh, scooty-dudes.
by Obi cotton picker December 27, 2007
