schwank

one of the many ways to express pleasure during sexual activities. good for explaining your actions afterwards.

person1: errr schwank schwank... eee-rr eee-rr owwww!
person2: dilililoop! dingdong!

by yoshi February 27, 2004

schwank

A funny part or humoristic, in a comedy play.

by Harold Arthur Schwank A October 9, 2003

schwank

The act of crumbling up used paper and shooting it into a garbage class. Usually done in school.

Hey Cara, watch me schwank this in the garbage!

by Branden Panico January 5, 2008

Schwank dick

A hereditary dick, of approximately eight inches (great girth), that has a legend history of smashing New Orleans bottoms

Left my heart and ass in New Orleans after getting that Schwank dick

by Beachbro2 July 29, 2023

Schwank

Sitting and wanking with your friends

When you tell your boys to come over and you sit around doing nothing, your schwanking.

by schwanker101 June 13, 2025

schwanking

Shitting and wanking simultaneously. Also known as a Hilary ( Swank ).

Sorry I missed your call, I was schwanking!

by crocodilejackson March 18, 2015