School Lunch

Noun• A delicious meal that was ruined by Michelle Obama.

Kid 1: I hate school lunch! It’s so healthy and ewww!
Kid 2: I know! School Lunch sucks!

School Lunch by animegirlblushesuwu November 27, 2019

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School lunch

Disgusting food that either has poo, or undercooked “stuff” in it. Our school had someone who found a real tooth in his sausage. Yeah, I think they got sued. I don’t get why people buy. The sausage comes in WATER. I have to watch people eat it. Also the vegetables. The broccoli looks like a bad diarrhea but worse. Then the ladies put cheese on it. CHEESE! The corn has some kernels that are black, and carrots are mushy. Eat at your own risk, the pancakes that come in bags are edible though since they’re Pillsbury brand.

SCHOOL LUNCH IS GROSS.

School lunch by THIS is Bqnana 🥞 December 16, 2018

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School lunch

Something that Michelle Obama ruined

Me: dam I miss chocolate milk in school lunch
Him: yah me too
Everyone in existence: fuck you Michelle Obama

School lunch by Boi Latino December 11, 2019

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School Lunch is actualy a game that was devised back in the day at our lunch table.

It works like this.
1. Run the the cafe, to get there before any one else.
2. get in line as fast as you can, before anyone else at your table can get there.
3. Once you have your food, pay in a timly fashen and then run back to your table.
4. Inhaile the food as fast as posible.
5. Don't finish last!

In the event that you do infact finish last, you must take out everyones trash for the remainder of the lunch period. The next day, you are not allowed to take out the trash.

In the event that you tie with some one, you must go mono e mono in a best 2-3 game of Rock, Paper, Sizers. The loser of that game must take out the trash.

Best game ever!
Play with your friends!

School Lunch by Tom P. February 8, 2005