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schnookered

A state of being intoxicated to an excessive degree, while in public.
I was so schnookered last night!
by Chelsea F May 11, 2006
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Ghetto-Schooner

any car that is riding on wheels so big that it looks like it has wagon wheels and has greater than normal ride hight.
That camaro with the 32"s is a Ghetto-Schooner
by Calvin McClusky August 24, 2008
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public schooler

The kind of person who walks around CONSTANTLY dabbing, saying "damn daniel", wearing Adidas brand everything, and can never go anywhere without their fidget spinner.
"did you see that guy over there screaming 'what are those' at a poor old woman?"

"he's probably public schooler..."
by Hayden Cay January 21, 2018
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The Aaron Schocker

None in the pink, three in the stink.

Similar to "The Shocker" (two in the pink, one in the stink), except that Aaron Schock is rumored to be in the closet.
I heard an Illinois Congressman was caught in the shower giving some dude the Aaron Schocker!
by tommyboy15 January 20, 2014
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schnookered

conned into doing something on a false premise.
She got schnookered into giving everyone a ride home when he told her that he would pay for gas when he didn't have any money.
by Dawnr June 10, 2007
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Home Schooler

1.) One who separates themselves from society voluntarily and is generally looked upon as a social retard.

2.) Easily confused with "Home Schooled Kid" which is a person who is forced to be home schooled.
Fred: Dude, I was in the mall today and I walked passed this kid who was a total retard who hikes his pants way up... He looked like an idiot.

Ted: Yeah... He was probably a home schooler....
by 102939848519840819234098127348 November 15, 2010
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Home Schooler

Some kid who pussied out on regular school OR a kid who was in school but was forced to be home schooled by his/her parents
and is lost in a haze of boredom, World of Warcraft and social deprivation. Also a great way to get stupid kids off the hook for failing grade one (no joke I knew a kid who failed grade one and was homeschooled until grade six). One search on urban dictionary will reveal lot's of home schoolers bitching out the world how "THEY ACTUALLY HAVE FACEBOOK AND STUFF!"
and the glorious stereotype of sociopathic hippies is ruined forever. I can't say i would enjoy Endless Black Ops 2 more than talking to real humans. Then again, it might not be so bad once you are hypnotized into liking it.
nick failed grade one and was homeschooled until middle school,
where he was poorly received.

Person 1 "Aren't you a home schooler?"
Person 2 "YOU IDIOT I HAVE TWITTER AND FACEBOOK AND YOUTUBE AND I BUY COOL CLOTHES AND I TALK TO REAL PEOPLE SO YOU CAN FORGET YOUR STUPID STEREOTYPES!!!!!"
Person 1 *leaves the room quickly*

By having wrote this all the homeschoolers will hate me for ever.
by theNinjaCheese October 16, 2013
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