schmete

Small penis

Check out my newest song on the lil schmete youtube channel

by Lilschmete February 21, 2018

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Schmeerios

noun: A cheaper and low-quality grade variant of the popular Cheerios brand. While still a toasted oat based cereal, Schmeerios are an inferior brand akin to a "white-label brand".

Tall your cheap-ass mom to stop buyin' these shitty Schmeerios and start buying the real stuff!

by beancrock July 15, 2019

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Schmeted

Verb: To get Utterly obliterated and thwarted

Joe got Schmeted when the semi truck ran him over

by FartFart420 February 12, 2022

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Schmeer

To "schmeer" yourself means to kill yourself

girl: mommy when i grow up i want to be a supermodel and eat pancakes all day!
mom: if that happens ill Schmeer myself

by chosen-one February 18, 2008

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The german word for......................Butterfly. Yes. Butterfly. It sounds like something that can slap you in the face with its over sized shlong. Sounds like something that could do you searious damage. MIND FUCK? I think so.

"Wow, look at that DER SCHMETTERLING!"
"OH GOD, ITS GOING TO EAT ME"
"Dude, It's a butterfly.."
"Oh. Right. I knew that.."

by Twisted Little Flower October 24, 2009

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