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Schmuke

When two people are walking towards each other and repeatedly attempt to pass one another but end up moving in the same direction so that they are face to face.
Troy and Alex were caught in a schmuke when they tried to pass each other in the hallway.

To get out of the schmuke Troy said, “ Schmuke” zoomed out of the way.
by APLitNewWords October 31, 2019
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shmakes

You call it someone when they are stupid/does not know something.
Wow what a shmakes.
by Shmakeladeti June 12, 2019
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Shmake

Shmuck and snake mixed together, dickhead snitch
P1: You Know that guy will
P2: He is such a shmake
by weed nose 123 November 5, 2019
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schmackel

Schmackel is the sound that Smegma makes during sex!
When your knocking the back out of it and you hear Schmackel - schmackel - schmackel - schmackel, your hearing smegma in action ;)
by n7v.net August 28, 2008
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Schmankerl-boobie

The act of a young woman exposing her breats at a fine place of eating; also for the amusement of the young male company.
Dude, did she just show us some Schmankerl-boobie?
by BiggityBask December 30, 2007
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Schmae

A smoke. A cigarette. Pronounced: Sh-meh

Used because smokers are often too lazy and informal to say the entire word or question.

Usually used in place of saying the entire: "Want to go for a ..."
(While looking at a smoker, usually accompanied by a slight head flick)
Yo. Schmae?

(Often written in texts when a meeting spot is already known:)
Schmae?
by keeeet March 11, 2009
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Planet Schmanet

A mysterious, undiscovered planet farted out by Uranus
Planet Schmanet is inhabited by weirdos.
by Rose likes pie November 10, 2009
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