To repeatedly sexually harass one or more men, especially when done by a closeted man who opposes rights for sexual minorities.
The head of the American Conservative Union was kicked out of a bar for schlapping several men by following them around and rubbing up against them.
by Thorstein Shiver May 30, 2025
Get the Schlappmug. There was an audible 'schlapp' when Matt's (the chairman of a political organization) hand impacted the junk of a male staffer.
by ted_ted2 June 20, 2023
Get the Schlappmug. The act of enthusiastically rubbing one's genital area against another person, or attempting to rub their genitals, without their consent.
That American Conservative Union chairman, he just can't stop himself from trying to schlapp every fine young man he meets.
by Poissonbracket February 27, 2024
Get the Schlappmug. Matt had difficulty expressing a logically coherent idea while the president's balls where Schlapping him.
by ry_diggity May 31, 2018
Get the Schlappmug. To repeatedly grope and sexually harass men, particularly when done covertly by a man posing as heterosexual.
The head of the American Conservative Union was thrown out of a bar for schlapping men by following them around and rubbing up against them. He also settled a lawsuit alleging he had schlapped a former staffer.
by Thorstein Shiver May 30, 2025
Get the Schlappmug. A Combination of Slaps and Schlong
When your dick physically slaps something
Or Alternatively when the Sex Is Good
When your dick physically slaps something
Or Alternatively when the Sex Is Good
"Yeah I just Schlapped my meat on the counter for literally no reason" or "Yeah ig that dick really Schlapps and after I start playing Clash Royale"
by YungTejano2004 April 29, 2020
Get the Schlappsmug.