A personality disorder characterized by characterized by a lack of interest in social relationships, a tendency towards a solitary lifestyle, secretiveness, and emotional coldness. SPD is unrelated to Schizophrenia. Like other personality disorders, symptoms must have a long-term effect upon the victim's life, often impairing social and emotional functioning. Sufferers of SPD tend to be seen as cold, distant, and not affectionate whatsoever. They have a difficult time expressing emotions, and are indifferent to praise and criticism. Individuals with SPD lack any desire for friendly or romantic relationships. These individuals often lack any desire for sex as well, and will most likely prefer masturbation because they are unable to tolerate the emotional or physical closeness required during sex.
Victims of Schizoid Personality Disorder really have nothing wrong with them, they just prefer to be by themselves.
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An internet disorder caused by an individual who reads a significantly higher number of blog, forum or comment posts by many unique individuals, to the point of hearing voices in his head that do not correspond to his perceived train of thought.
The pathology behind this disorder is believed to reside behind the individuals 'mental voice' - the voice that speaks the words in an individual's mind as he reads - and the lack of a consistent train of thought due to the brevity and uniqueness of blog, forum and comment posts
i.e. each post has a different writing style, tone, train of thought, point of view, that continuing to read these posts, without a rest period to center one's thoughts, can lead to a lack of sense of self, and beginning to hear one's mental voice speak and think in ways that are foreign to the individual
The reason it is specifically an internet disorder, and not common schizophrenia, is probably due to the style of internet writing. i.e. if a person were to read a book, or magazine article, it's length and sense of closure at the end of the article allows an individual to regain their own train of thought.
Can be commonly found to coincide with Google Amnesia, and Hyperlink ADD
An internet disorder caused by an individual who reads a significantly higher number of blog, forum or comment posts by many unique individuals, to the point of hearing voices in his head that do not correspond to his perceived train of thought.
The pathology behind this disorder is believed to reside behind the individuals 'mental voice' - the voice that speaks the words in an individual's mind as he reads - and the lack of a consistent train of thought due to the brevity and uniqueness of blog, forum and comment posts
i.e. each post has a different writing style, tone, train of thought, point of view, that continuing to read these posts, without a rest period to center one's thoughts, can lead to a lack of sense of self, and beginning to hear one's mental voice speak and think in ways that are foreign to the individual
The reason it is specifically an internet disorder, and not common schizophrenia, is probably due to the style of internet writing. i.e. if a person were to read a book, or magazine article, it's length and sense of closure at the end of the article allows an individual to regain their own train of thought.
Can be commonly found to coincide with Google Amnesia, and Hyperlink ADD
1. First! I'm starting to get confused here; I can't think straight... liek readin' all these fukin' posts from these n00bs is teh gay. Bah! I'm just being a brain fanboy. That urban dictionary post was totally photoshopped. Leik you know, asshat! Wat r u, some 13yo posn llik you're an adult??!? Why do they let these kids in my brain? Linkin Park is my <3<3<3!!!!!111!1!
...OMG I think I'm suffering from Forum Schizophrenia
...OMG I think I'm suffering from Forum Schizophrenia
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The old testament withered along with the understanding of the previous realm. Nothing can be understood verbatim after the discombobulation of logic.
What you just read is a fair example of Schizoposting, the act of creating memes generally used to induce a feeling of dread and panic by creating some of the most batshit crazy media only fathomable to a schizophrenic.
The old testament withered along with the understanding of the previous realm. Nothing can be understood verbatim after the discombobulation of logic.
What you just read is a fair example of Schizoposting, the act of creating memes generally used to induce a feeling of dread and panic by creating some of the most batshit crazy media only fathomable to a schizophrenic.
Guy 1: "Man have you ever tried Schizoposting?"
Guy 2: "AHhhhhhhhh, the gnomes in the forest want me to prance in the mist"
Guy 1: "Okay yeah you definitely have."
Guy 2: "AHhhhhhhhh, the gnomes in the forest want me to prance in the mist"
Guy 1: "Okay yeah you definitely have."
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Get the Schizoposting mug.(Noun) ウルキオラ・シファー Urukiora Schifa Ulquiorra Schiffer is Espada 4 in the anime/manga series "Bleach" created by Tite Kubo.
Ulquiorra shows quite an analytical mind with great fighting prowess and never reveals his plans or fighting style as most other characters do.
Known to have effortlessly defeated Ichigo in Episode 162 of the Japanese Animated series, Ulquiorra shows no visible sign of weakness.
Pale gray-skinned Arrancar with large emerald green eyes, teal tear streaks and coal black hair.
The remnant of Ulquiorra's Hollow mask is in the shape of a half helmet on the left side of his head with a single horn.
Ulquiorra shows no signs of emotion and is typically inaccurately labeled "emo" because of his straight face and lack of expression.
He displays absolutely no emotions and speaks to others in a condescending and even demeaning manner since he views them as trash and undeserving of his time.
Ulquiorra shows quite an analytical mind with great fighting prowess and never reveals his plans or fighting style as most other characters do.
Known to have effortlessly defeated Ichigo in Episode 162 of the Japanese Animated series, Ulquiorra shows no visible sign of weakness.
Pale gray-skinned Arrancar with large emerald green eyes, teal tear streaks and coal black hair.
The remnant of Ulquiorra's Hollow mask is in the shape of a half helmet on the left side of his head with a single horn.
Ulquiorra shows no signs of emotion and is typically inaccurately labeled "emo" because of his straight face and lack of expression.
He displays absolutely no emotions and speaks to others in a condescending and even demeaning manner since he views them as trash and undeserving of his time.
Excerpt of a conversation between Ichigo Kurosaki and Ulquiorra Schiffer from episode 161:
Ichigo:You're...
...Ulquiorra!
Ulquiorra:You know my name?
But I don't recall having told it to you before.
At any rate,
Kuchki Rukia is dead.
Ichigo:What...did you say?!
Ulquiorra:More accurately, she and Espada number 9 killed eachother.
She was covered in wounds, and her body was run through by a spear.
She couldn't possibly be alive.
Ichigo:Don't jump to conclusions.
Rukia's reaitsu just decreased a second ago.
You weren't at their fight, so you wouldn't know weather or not-
Ulquiorra:We have synchronized recognition.
That was one of Espada number 9's abilities, as well as his responsibilities.
He constantly conveys information on any enemy he fights to all of us.
*Ichigo starts to walk away*
Where are you going?
Ichigo:I'm going to save Rukia.
Ulquiorra:I believe I told you she's dead.
Ichigo:I don't think she is.
Ulquiorra:You're being obstinate.
Are you sure you don't want to kill me before you go?
Ichigo:I have no reason to fight you.
Ulquiorra:What does that mean?
Ichigo:You may be the enemy, but you haven't harmed any of my friends yet.
Ulquiorra:I see.
Would that still apply if I told you I was the one who forced Inoue Orihime to come to Hueco Mundo?
*Ichigo flash steps to Ulquiorra dropping Nel and clashes his sword to Ulquiorra's defending iron-skinned arm in a violent rage*
Ichigo:I knew Inoue didn't go to Hueco Mundo of her own free will after all!
Ulquiorra:That's unexpected.
You still held doubts about her intentions, even though you came here to save her.
Ichigo:Don't you understand?!
Everyone's calling Inoue a traitor because of you!
Ulquiorra:Makes sense.
If that wasn't the case, then it would mean I'd miscalculated something.
Ichigo:Damn you!
Ulquiorra:Is that reason enough for you to fight me now?
Ichigo:You're...
...Ulquiorra!
Ulquiorra:You know my name?
But I don't recall having told it to you before.
At any rate,
Kuchki Rukia is dead.
Ichigo:What...did you say?!
Ulquiorra:More accurately, she and Espada number 9 killed eachother.
She was covered in wounds, and her body was run through by a spear.
She couldn't possibly be alive.
Ichigo:Don't jump to conclusions.
Rukia's reaitsu just decreased a second ago.
You weren't at their fight, so you wouldn't know weather or not-
Ulquiorra:We have synchronized recognition.
That was one of Espada number 9's abilities, as well as his responsibilities.
He constantly conveys information on any enemy he fights to all of us.
*Ichigo starts to walk away*
Where are you going?
Ichigo:I'm going to save Rukia.
Ulquiorra:I believe I told you she's dead.
Ichigo:I don't think she is.
Ulquiorra:You're being obstinate.
Are you sure you don't want to kill me before you go?
Ichigo:I have no reason to fight you.
Ulquiorra:What does that mean?
Ichigo:You may be the enemy, but you haven't harmed any of my friends yet.
Ulquiorra:I see.
Would that still apply if I told you I was the one who forced Inoue Orihime to come to Hueco Mundo?
*Ichigo flash steps to Ulquiorra dropping Nel and clashes his sword to Ulquiorra's defending iron-skinned arm in a violent rage*
Ichigo:I knew Inoue didn't go to Hueco Mundo of her own free will after all!
Ulquiorra:That's unexpected.
You still held doubts about her intentions, even though you came here to save her.
Ichigo:Don't you understand?!
Everyone's calling Inoue a traitor because of you!
Ulquiorra:Makes sense.
If that wasn't the case, then it would mean I'd miscalculated something.
Ichigo:Damn you!
Ulquiorra:Is that reason enough for you to fight me now?
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Julie: It's 4pm, I'm off. See you tomorrow.
Karla: What? You don't just leave at 4pm. There are still open issues to resolve.
Julie: Understood, I'll finish up.
Karla: Look, you can't just assume that we can pay you overtime. Your shift ends at 4pm, so if you stay later you need to get it approved first.
Julie: Are you certified in schizomanagement?
Karla: What? You don't just leave at 4pm. There are still open issues to resolve.
Julie: Understood, I'll finish up.
Karla: Look, you can't just assume that we can pay you overtime. Your shift ends at 4pm, so if you stay later you need to get it approved first.
Julie: Are you certified in schizomanagement?
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Hey, check out that crazy Schizophrenic Franklin on the side of the road over there! The dude's totally bat-shit insane!
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