The most pure cinnamon roll ever. Eliza Schuyler-Hamilton Is the wife of Alexander Hamilton. Her sisters are Angelica Schuyler-Church and Margarita "Peggy" Schuyler-Van Rensslear. She was the second born daughter of continental army general Phillip Schuyler. She had 8 children including, Phillip Hamilton, Angelica Hamilton, Eliza Hamilton Jr., James Hamilton, John Hamilton, William Hamilton, and Alexander Hamilton Jr. And when the Reynolds pamphlet was published, Eliza BURNED Hamilton. (Get it??? Okay, I'll leave now... ;-;)
Me: *Crying* "ELIZA IS THE PUREST CINNAMON ROLL IN THE WORLD!!!!"
My sister: "Why are you crying?! And who's Eliza?! And you named a cinnamon roll?"
Me: "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!! I'LL TELL YOU WHEN YOU BECOME HAMILTRASH LIKE ME!!!"
My sister: "Wait--"
Me: *Slams door in her freaking un-hamiltrash face*
My sister: "Uh... Okay!"
My sister: *Comes back in*
My sister: "So.. Who's Eliza?"
Me: "Eliza Schuyler is Alexander Hamilton's wife..."
My sister: "Ooooooh... So this is Hamilton stuff!"
My sister: "Why are you crying?! And who's Eliza?! And you named a cinnamon roll?"
Me: "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!! I'LL TELL YOU WHEN YOU BECOME HAMILTRASH LIKE ME!!!"
My sister: "Wait--"
Me: *Slams door in her freaking un-hamiltrash face*
My sister: "Uh... Okay!"
My sister: *Comes back in*
My sister: "So.. Who's Eliza?"
Me: "Eliza Schuyler is Alexander Hamilton's wife..."
My sister: "Ooooooh... So this is Hamilton stuff!"
by CinnamonRollEliza September 1, 2018
Get the Eliza Schuyler mug.The oldest and the wittiest of the family. Comes from a rich family with two other sisters named Eliza Schuyler and Peggy Schuyler. A super sexy, smart, amazing and unsatisfied girl. As soon as she sees a guy she likes, Eliza will claim him first, but she knows her sister like she knows her own mind and knows there is nobody as trusting or as kind so, she will let her sister be helpless and Angelica will never be satisfied.
Guy one: Damn, is that Angelica Schuyler?
Guy two: Yeah she's beautiful
Guy one: I'd like a bite of her!
Guy two: Yeah she's beautiful
Guy one: I'd like a bite of her!
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