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Steaming Sausalito

1. Immediately following anal sex, the man wipes an "S" with his shit-stained cock and balls in one of two places:
a. If doggystyle, then the "S" is wiped across her tramp-stamp spot (just above her ass crack)
b. If missionary, then the "S" is wiped across her forehead (which requires that her hair be pulled back)

The move is appropriately topped off with the money-shot mixed in with the shit residue.

2. A cookie

This move is distantly related to the Dirty Sanchez
1. "Yeah, I gave Julie a Steaming Sausalito last night and she enjoyed every minute of it."

2. "For a warm melty chocolate experience, make a steaming sausalito by putting the cookie in the microwave for 20 seconds."
by Saucy Lito December 24, 2007
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Sacalones

some big ass balls (testicles) that hang down like a sack of marbles in your pants. When you sit down, the sacalones are so big that they pop out your front pants pockets.
Use your tongue baby and juggle my sacalones in your mouth!

My sacalones look like they are too big for your mouth. Why don't you massage them for a little bit.

I have a mad itch on my sacalones. It is going to take a BBQ grill brush to knock out that itch.
by Apollo Eisley August 9, 2012
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Sausalito Squeegee

Made popular by former Oakland Raider Wide Out, Randy Moss, the SauSquee (pronounced, Saw-Skwee) is a post coital maneuver that is fun and easily executed. Here's how you do it. First, drop a splash of chlorine candy on your lover's backal area. Then, using your penisdick, spread the splooj up and down, side to side, until her back has fully absorbed your pungent load. For best results, eat some 'sparagus prior to espoojulating.
No matter how many times I perform the Sausalito Squeegee, I can never clear the milieu of gross moles from my girl's back.
by Charles Dick in a Box March 25, 2009
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sauclomia

The apparent magnetic attraction between pizza/pasta sauce and clothing.
I lost my best suit to sauclomia!
by C17H19NO3 May 9, 2005
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saucalicious

That MILF is saucalicious!
by Dr. Balls May 4, 2005
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Sausalillo

Obsessive individual with interest in the graphic arts & in behavioural changes. Be aware of its annoying ways.
It enjoys loud sounds & being really nice.
You are becoming a Sausalillo with your poking & stuff
by Zauzal November 2, 2008
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sauceless

The crazy ass hoes that tried to turn this into a slang word. And people that hang out at Normal Street Bar way too often.
Kaitlin and Court are effin' sauceless.
by ChicoIsDaShizz February 11, 2008
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