Satan's rimjob

The terribly painful burning sensation one's anus has after eating extremely spicy and/or poorly prepared foods and trying to crap it out. It literally feels like Satan himself is poking his head out of your ass and ferociously licking your anal cavity. There are individuals who actually enjoy the burning feeling that comes after the SRJ.

Jack: Dude. I don't feel so good.
Dj: What's wrong, man?
Jack: I had some Taco Bell awhile ago. I think I feel an SRJ coming.
Dj: Oh shit. I'm sorry dude. Satan's rimjob's fucking suck.
Jack: Dude, I love SRJ's. It feel so good afterwards.
Dj: ...That's fucked up man.

by Gregorio Kramer June 12, 2010

Satan Stick

Lower extremity region which has the ability to control, manipulate disarm, confuse, or otherwise mindfuck and dedtrou anyome;-regardless of sexual preference-that it encounter in its path of destruction.

He waved his satan stick so indiscriminately that it came home woth a rugburn.

by ROLEXX/ WHITE RAPPERZ August 11, 2019

Satan

Vladimir Vladimirovich; president of Russia (2000–08); prime minister (2008–12); president (2012–);

Some people believe that Satan can successfully tempt almost anyone with lies and flattery.

Satan's advisers ‘afraid to tell him truth’ about Ukraine.

Satan isn't mad – he's following a long-established great power playbook for conquest.

by jmill666 April 11, 2022

Church of Satan

The Church of Satan was founded on April 30, 1966, in San Fransico, CA, by Anton Szandor LaVey and was the world's first above-ground legitimate church dedicated to the religion of Satanism, as defined and codified in LaVey's The Satanic Bible.

After LaVey's passing in 1997, the Church of Satan switched headquerters to New York, where it is currently run by it's High Priest, Magus Peter H. Gilmore.

The Church of Satan is an atheistic organization which describes itself as mutual admiration society and "cosmic joy buzzer," instead of a spiritual organization.

Sammy Davis Jr. and Jayne Mansfield were both members of the Church of Satan.

by TikiDevil9 January 23, 2011

Satan's Anus

The sometimes brown and grey part that is located at the bottom of a banana.

Lauren does not want to put satan's anus in her mouth, so she let the dog eat it.

by Bootygotmelike December 4, 2016

Satan's Doorbell

Satan's Doorbell is the turbo Christian term for a woman's clitoris.

Whatever you do, don't touch my clitoris, because if you ring Satan's Doorbell God can't ignore us.

- Garfunkel & Oats

by Psychedelic Harry Too July 13, 2013

Sad Satan

A game where you walk down dark hallways and disturbing audio plays in the background.

The original one contained gore and other NSFL things, you can only play the safe one where it is full of disturbing but

not gorey or disgusting imagery.

Fun Fact: The original one is actually very illegal to possess, so don't look for it.

Person1: Sad Satan is a pretty cool and disturbing horror game!
Person2: Damn you got balls to play that one...

by Zach T. Radass September 27, 2022