Jacob Sartorious

A butthole.

"OMG stop singing, it sounds like Jacob Sartorious..."

by Sexy Doreen June 19, 2016

Jacob Sartorious

A kid I feel bad for. He gets so much hate but then he's got fucking emotional teens all over him. And he doesn't do anything to help himself. You can roast him so easy, overall a kid who needs a wake up call and some serious seclusion from fame

Jacob Sartorious is doing body rolls again.

by Ronaldo_the_fox June 14, 2017

Jacob Sartorious

See Cancer for a more in-depth definition of "Jacob Sartorious"

"Jacob Sartorious is cringy"

by a_random_chicken October 18, 2016

jacob sartorious

The biggest fuckboi ever

Oh look he cant rap the abc's, what a jacob sartorious thing to do.

by Fadens July 22, 2016

Jacob Sartorious

A term used to describe a cringy boy recording on a camera lip syncing to a popular song, in which causes other people to drink bleach

Man: *Lip syncs to a popular song*
Other Man: You're such a Jacob Sartorious *Starts drinking bleach*

by Oriconicle November 21, 2016

Scrotious

(Verb) Acting like, or resembling, a scrotum. Used as an insult similar to calling someone a dick.

What’s up with J.T.? He’s been acting so scrotious lately.

by ScrotiousStrawberry69 March 11, 2022

sartorious

Having lack of intellect within the typical mindscope; a kid that uses an overnessisary amount of autotune whilst flexing his scrawny arms.

Bro, did you hear Jacob Sartorious' new song?
Nah dude, it was so gay it made Anderson Cooper feel straight.

by danaldtroomp45 April 15, 2017