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Sarky Dave

A conjuction of the word Sarky, an individual unable to recognise the sarcastic undertones of anothers voice, and Dave, a name often associated with slow dim-whitted idiots. A Sarky Dave would undoubtedly have been walked around on a lesh as a child.
Froslim- yo check out da kid on dat lesh he be weirdin me out

Expert- that child will undoubtedly grow into a Sarky Dave. Parasites.

"Hey Dave your lyrics are really good"- a Sarky Dave will never understand this sarcasm, ever.
by Alicbaker December 15, 2011
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Sarky bastard

Sarky bastard = sarcastic bastard. The British develop a lot of conversational abbreviations. For example, Lady Diana, Britishexit.
A sarky bastard would not capitalise the "B" in bastard.
by SarkyBastard October 20, 2018
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vanessa dib sarkis

A vanessa dib sarkis a poisonous reptile.
by soccer1719 September 12, 2016
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sarkis sack

A 10$ bag of marijana that is skimped
I got a sarkis sack yesterday, it was as big as my left testicle
by Shaggy_d April 28, 2016
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Sarkis

A short midget who is insecure and will tell everybody because he thinks everybody cares about him but nobody does. Sarkis is the type of guy who will call every girl pretty saying how he is handsome but really isn't. He has a few friends that he would tell everything. He thinks about how he could be better and always tries to impress people by explaining his goals. He is a simp and a loser
Sarkis can't stop talking about this girl
Sarkis gets played all the time
Sarkis is so annnoying
by LandonPlaysMinecraft123 August 23, 2022
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Jennifer Sarkis

Global slut, a role model for all the whores in Sydney.
Why acquire a prostitute when you can call up Jennifer Sarkis?
by Tigermeowmeow1212 September 17, 2022
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Sarkis

Sarkis slept whilst suffocating
by mang0luverrr November 24, 2021
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