sandy vaginitis

When a person has sand in his or her vagina, which results in the person not haning out with friends or partaking in the usual activites of partying and having a good time.

Josh has come down with a bad case of sandy vaginitis since does not go out to bars and lives with his girlfriend.

by Jeff Alan May 27, 2006

Sandy Vagina

To have sand in one's vagina means to be bothered, annoyed, or angry about something. The vagina in question is a proverbial vagina; people of either gender can have a sandy vagina.

"I have sand is my vagina" is synonymous with "I'm pissed off", "I'm annoyed" etc. Often shortened to "I have sand"

I have sand in my vagina about people asking stupid questions at work.

I have vaginal sand because So'n'so is being a real jerk to me.

That's not cool at all. I have sand about that.

I have a sandy vagina because I missed out on a promotion.

by Gats-pie April 18, 2006

sandy vagina

a male that bitches about every little thing, and crys like a little pussy.

Holy shit dude! Get that sand out of your vagina.

by Zedediah May 14, 2005

Sandy Vagina

A really bitchy person, is very irritable and cranky.

Me: oh my god, we gotta get that sand out of your vagina its making you cranky, does it itch?
Dont mind him everyone, ehs got sandy vagina

by Alex Papa February 19, 2008

sandy vagiant

An individual who is so hopelessly obsessed with being negative and weak that they engulf all of their immediate company in the dirty, moist folds of their misery.

Steve is such a Sandy Vagiant! He left his cellphone at the last bar and he won't shut the fuck about it. Hes making the entire bachelor party put our plans on hold to go back and get it.

by I am the Travis May 2, 2018

sandy vagina

one can not be a sandy vagina, one can only have a sandy vagina. this term is used to describe someone who is complaining about slightly uncomfortable situations. if a women is complaining about anything, she is said to have sand in her vag. If a man is complaining, he has now lost his penis, developed a vag. and has sand packed inside of himself, also the name sandy can be used for nick name, once the sandy vagina term is accepted by your click!

SON: dad can we go to the beach now?

DAD: Its too hott son

SON: Here is a wet nap dad, you have a sandy vagina

by the sandy man July 26, 2011

Sandy Vagina

To complain like a whiney bitch with sand in his or her mangina or vagina.

"Where you at the beach today, cause it sounds like you have a sandy vagina."

by Limeguy24 August 30, 2009