Samsung

A shit phone company that sells bombs disguised as phones.

Person 1 : *takes out Samsung phone*
Person2 : OH SHIT HE HAS A SAMSUNG RUN
*Everyone runs*
Person 1 : *drops phone out of shock*
Samsung phone : 💥B💥O💥O💥M💥
Person 1 : *dead*

by Status_light.blue. August 15, 2019

Samsung

A Korean company that makes shity cellphones and shity washers

Hey dude your samsung gaxaly note 7 exploded💣💣 . This shit was recalled by samsung

by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ March 4, 2017

Samsung

A racially motivated slang term for men of the Asia region.

"Hey, Samsung, may I have some more sweet tea?"

"Thanks, Sammy."

by Balac the Kraut June 28, 2004

Samsung

Tried to copy Apple, but failed.

Miserably

Their phones blow up

In your pocket lol

Samsung’s phone set my car on fire and now I must walk everywhere.

by Jack Barrett * May 5, 2018

Samsung

A company that makes Clunky hardware with a ugly skinned version of android.

Billy: Hey Susan is that an Android you have there?

Susan: Why yes billy it is, It’s very chunky and slippery it’s the Samsung s8 it’s so phat

Billy: I told you that you should have gotten an iPhone

Susan: I should of listened I wish I could send you a picture of my ugly Samsung computer I have too but you know, my cameras only 8 megapixels.

by Okurrking November 21, 2018

Samsung

A company that makes exploding devices

(Airport Intercom turns on) "EVERYBODY THAT HAS A SAMSUNG PHONE OR ANY DEVICE THAT IS MADE BY SAMSUNG GET THE FUCK OUT"
People at airport: AWWWW MANN

by Fat Naruto October 18, 2019

Samsung

the phone brand that nobody likes fsr

random person: eeeewwwww you've got a samsungou
you: yeah so what
random person: r u camp or something
fight breaks out and samsung note 7 explodes and kills both of them

by rsbfg January 1, 2018