Satoru Gojo

Satoru Gojo is the strongest jujutsu sorcerer from the manga and anime named Jujutsu Kaisen

Satoru Gojo is a badass, he can walk in uninvited, threaten the old man in charge, then walk out just as casually without suffering any consequences

by tryst_69 December 8, 2020

Gojo Satoru

Gojo Satoru is the strongest sorcerer in Jujitsu Kaisan. He is also the hottest guy I've ever fucking seen. This man could stomp on me and I would thank him. This man is also the biggest man whore you'll ever meet, and most definitely the kinkiest.

Friend: Yo, I really like this guy. Hes really hot too.
You: Is he hotter than Gojo Satoru tho?
Friend: ...
You: Ya that's what I thought.

by gojosatoruisdaddy April 18, 2021

Santorum Administration

A horrible fetish. Like getting peed on, but much, much, worse.

So just after he comes, he tells me he wants a Santorum Administration and I say "You better go lie in the tub for that, there's no way I'm getting it anywhere near my sheets."

by Sput August 1, 2012

gojō satoru

1. The most beautiful, handsome, & powerful man in all the universes.

2. The love of my life.

3. Big dick daddy.

4. An anime/manga character from Jujutsu Kaisen.

Gojō Satoru can have my throat.

Who is number one? Oh its Gojō Satoru.

That’s by sweet baby angel, Gojō Satoru.

by Yanca November 24, 2020

Santorum Colada

A frothy tropical drink made with rum, pineapple chunks and santorum.

Fred Phelps plans to serve Santorum Coladas at the Westboro Baptist Church's next Holy Communion. Here's how to make a Santorum Colada:

3 oz light rum
3 tbsp coconut cream
3 tbsp crushed pineapples
1 shot of santorum*

Put all ingredients into an electric blender with 2 cups of crushed ice. Blend at a high speed for a short length of time. Strain into a collins glass and serve with a straw to felch it down. Top with frothy santorum.

*If you don't have any santorum on hand you can fake it as follows: Combine 1/4 cup of AstroGlide in a blender with a dollop of shit. Beat to a heavy froth.

by Cuntoleezza Rice September 5, 2012

Santorum

The mixture of cum and shit that sneaks back out of your ass an hour after it gets pounded.

My husband and I were in the grocery store when the Santorum snuck down my pant leg and into my boots.

by Pound that Ass September 12, 2020

santorum jellyfish

A circular gelatinous blob of santorum that may form on a surface after being expelled from the body.

I accidentally slipped out of my girlfriend last night while we were doing anal and she gave birth to a santorum jellyfish right there on the sheets. It was a very quick labor.

by mrcyn November 19, 2013