Scabbage

The act or the process of removing scabs onto people.

That bitch totally deserves a scabbage treatment

by Homsar January 24, 2004

Scabbage

The body parts of a prep, cook, or waiter that (usually accidentally) gets in the food.

Waiter, holding up a piece of garlic bread with dried blood and dead skin sticking to it, says to the cook: "Oh, man! That is disgusting! I can't serve this to the customer!"

Cook: Sorry, bro, we got so busy that I didn't even realize I had cut myself while making prep. We're slammed and don't have time for this. Just throw the bad piece of bread away and serve the rest as-is. I promise that I'm disease free. A little scabbage won't kill him."

by Zawinul October 9, 2013

Scabbage

someone/something that is either looking or smelling nasty or both after a night out/lack of sleep/sleep in the clothes they are currently wearing

"see that guy there...he's totally a scabbage" or "i feel like a complete scabbage"

by Craig Aitken June 16, 2005

Smabbage

A Smart Cabbage.

Smart Person, Genuis, Intellegent, Teachers Pet.

'Sally, Your Such A Smabbage, Sucking Up To The Teacher Like That.'

by Imogene Burgess August 3, 2007

Slabbage

A very unsavoury young lady. Not the type to take home to mum. A person you would definately not call a friend.

I met this chick last night, what a slabbage she was.
So and so is such a slabbage!

by kiwichik April 14, 2008

Slabbage

A precursor to the camel toe. The appearance of the labia as it is highly pronounced due to tight fitting clothing.

Thank God for yoga pants. The slabbage has nowhere to hide.

by Sharlene Darling October 22, 2022

Savage Stabbage

Getting a dick in the ear. Usually while sleeping in a parking lot. I know my mother in law is home so I don't want to go home.

Didn't want to go home early from work. So I pulled over and slept in the parking lot. Woke up to a Savage Stabbage.

by GonnaGetSome November 15, 2019