Fuck me in the ass and call me Sally

When something is so good you can't help but scream this at the top of your lungs.

"Well fuck me in the ass and call me Sally! These cupcakes are fucking bomb!!!"

by rms386 March 2, 2014

Slap my ass and call me Sally

Used to express dismay or disbelief.

Well you know what? Slap my ass and call me Sally man, I don't know what you want from me.

by Misses Potato Head August 5, 2010

Well spank my ass and call me sally

I don't believe it! Excited exclamation of disbelief or excitement.

Interviewer: "Well Mr Jones, everything seems to be in order and we are delighted to offer you the job"
Mr Jones: "Well spank my ass and call me Sally!"
Interviewer: "......"

by DougieT May 30, 2006

fuck me in the asshole and call me sally

A frustrated phrase only blurted out by the brave

*hits foot at corner of table "Fuck me in the asshole and call me sally"

by Longretrodude January 8, 2017

Asshole salt

The sand that gets in your chips (fris for u americans) and you cant see it. When you eat this sand you get a strong unflavored crunch which is unsatisfying.

Fuck Asshole salt just got in my chips

by BirdMan3110 November 10, 2019

asscrack salt

The salt that comes off hot Cheetos bitches ass when they wear booty shorts

" damn nigga she got asscrack salt that's saltier then the sea"

by Niggerballs420 August 20, 2021