(Friend) Damn that girls a cutie but I have no chance
(Friend 2) You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. Might as well just sys.
(Friend 2) You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. Might as well just sys.
by Not my actual name July 29, 2018
Get the SYS mug.This acronym refers to the process of "securing your shit". This relates to using an IT system in a way that allows you to prevent unauthorised access. Examples of this process is adding 2-step-authentication to your Facebook account.
by AlatinGaming November 29, 2018
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whenever your friends says some stupid shit tell them sys (snipe you're self) ... don't forget the jk ;)
Friend : he's so ugly. ew. why do you date him. he looks like a burnt chicken nugget.
Me: sys susan :|
Me: sys susan :|
by slangmaster321 December 9, 2019
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Some men have the amazing ability to suck his own cock! Also, some women have the skill to lick/suck her own vagina...
Some men have the amazing ability to suck his own cock! Also, some women have the skill to lick/suck her own vagina...
Wife: "I'm sick of you... Go suck yourself!"
Husband: "Gladly! I do it better than you anyway... I have my own SYStem."
Girl 1: "I won't lick your pussy..."
Girl 2: "God... I'll do it myself! Thank god for SYS..."
Boy 1: "Wow, dude.... you can do auto-fellatio? That's amazing!"
Boy 2: "......." Looks at Boy 1, smiles and thinks: "SYS rocks..."
Husband: "Gladly! I do it better than you anyway... I have my own SYStem."
Girl 1: "I won't lick your pussy..."
Girl 2: "God... I'll do it myself! Thank god for SYS..."
Boy 1: "Wow, dude.... you can do auto-fellatio? That's amazing!"
Boy 2: "......." Looks at Boy 1, smiles and thinks: "SYS rocks..."
by PTwriter August 13, 2017
Get the SYS mug.sys is a short form of See You Soon, it isn't used often but it should be. Sys can also be used as Syt which means See You Tomorrow
by AAAal June 24, 2018
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