Stork

some who says,acts, or writes something so retarded that they can not be described with just one word (it is a combonation of stupid and dork)

Kevin "babe what do you want to do today"
Diana "lets go put M&Ms on layaway"
Kevin "your such a STORK"

by Kevin_L December 14, 2008

STORK

someone who says,acts, or writes something so retarded that they can not be described with just one word (it is a combonation of stupid and dork)

Boyfriend "babe what do you want to do today"
Girlfriend "lets go put M&Ms on layaway"
Boyfriend "your such a STORK"

by Kevin_L December 14, 2008

Stork

v: to stalk, or follow, a stork

n: anyone particularly cool or storklike

(is also the root of many other words such as storkathon, and storker)

wow, saturday will be crazy, we're having a storkathon

"hey, quit storking me, you storker"
"but you're just so storky i can't help myself!!"

by the three storks May 15, 2005

Stork

A tall, lanky individual, most commonly named Matt, that slightly resembles a large bird with feather like hair. This individual also likes to steal Bic lighters for sport.

Man I got storked last night, can I borrow your lighter ?
Buddy I have been storking everyone lately look at all the lighters I have!
Matt has to be awake early so that he can cock-a-doodle-do at the crack of dawn. What a stork?

by Sharmzatron September 14, 2015

Stork

To Drop a baby into a person. When two people have consensual sex and the male impregnates the female.

Defined I am going to stork that B!tch tonight

by Zombie Sunshine April 19, 2018

Stork

Verb-to stork, storking. Past tense- storked. To travel as such high speeds as to be at the edge of one limits of control.

I was storking down that bitchinroad to get here before all the tasty buds were gone, brah!

by Flying_irish January 24, 2018

Stork

Like uhaul, it’s when one person of the relationship is advocating for a baby soon after beginning to date.

“That girl is crazy, she’ll stork you within the first month.”

by Yosoytaytay January 9, 2020