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stitches.is.happy is a bitch who eats and fucks grunts and hates vore
“oh hay loozer do u know stitches.is.happy?” “oh ur talking abt that bitch who fucks grunts?” “ya”
by stitches.is.happy July 18, 2021
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Snitches Get Stitches

A saying indicating that "Snitches" or people who tell on others to police, partners etc. will get stitches, resulting from some kind of abuse (usually physical)
Snitch: "Sir, It was Tommy that sold me the drugs"
Tommy: "You better watch yourself punk, snitches get stitches"
by JJLM93 March 16, 2009
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snitches get stitches!

an old piece of advice that still rings true today..indicating that somebody who snitches on somebody else shall reap the fit punishment.
While he sat in the interrogation room singing like I bird, I mouthed a simple reminder to him through the glass... "snitches get stitches!"
by dlee December 3, 2004
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God's Stitches

The line down the middle of the scrotum (balls) where God has sewn his stiches to tie man's skin on tight.
Hey, Johnny...what is that light colored line going down and in between your ball sack?

Those are God's Stitches...you dumb bitch!
by Johnny Goodtimes December 13, 2004
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bitches gonna get stitches

a phrase used when some ho steps out of her bounds - connoting the use of violence to mediate disputes.
Person 1: Karen just slept with Sarah's man.
Person 2: Oh no she di'n't!
Sarah: Bitches gonna get stitches!
by Tank Morris and Clutch Kerley January 12, 2004
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in stitches

laughing uncontrollably, laughing hysterically
That joke I saw online left me in stitches.
by The Return of Light Joker March 8, 2009
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bitches get stitches

A phrase used to describe the violence that will be used when some girl who thinks she's all that and a bag of chips steps out of line and starts in on someone else's business. Can also be used to describe the way one will react when aforementioned skankbag steps out of line. See bitches gonna get stitches
Girl 1: Yo, you hear about what Shawna did this weekend?
Girl 2: No, what?
Girl 1: Shawna got drunk, went over to her boyfriend's house, slept with him, then dumped him and went over to Carla's boyfriend's house, told him Carla was cheating on him with her boyfriend, and then slept with him.
Girl 2: Ohhh, she knows Carla lives by bitches get stitches, don't she?
by alice_october November 16, 2009
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