Oriental Stir Fry

Having a finger/fingers in an asian girl, but going in a circurlar (clockwise/counter) motion

That asian piece of ass dropped her panties and I gave her an oriental stir fry and then she love me long time

by Buck Walter May 3, 2011

Detriot Stir Fry

A sexual act.

When a person consumes lots of vegatables and laxitives, then takes a toliet-paper roll and craps through it into another person's mouth

a dirty man gave his ho Detriot Stir Fry for dinner, thats the last time she'll ever use Meth!

Perez Hilton comes to Detriot for the Stir-fry if you know what I mean!!

by Detriot Steven April 20, 2009

detroit stir fry

When you consume chicken, vegetables, and a laxative and then proceed to shit through a toilet paper roll into your partners mouth.

She was way to drunk to realize I was giving her the Detroit Stir Fry

by Nate Hood July 18, 2006

Louisiana Stir Fry

A variant to "soggy biscuit". An apple is placed into a vat of defection (bucket of shit, typically provided by a Cajun meal for four). A host of male participants must ejaculate into the fecal matter. The last participant to blow his load must bob for the apple.

Austin was a bit gun shy around his buddies. He had to dunk his head into the Louisiana Stir Fry.

soggy biscuit

by Goatman0 February 24, 2014

Vaginal Stir-Fry

It's that thing when a girl puts random objects into her vagina and then jumps up and down and then sits on a heater.

Gladys made a Vaginal Stir-Fry today, it was delicious.

by Pterodactyl Cat September 4, 2013

Asian Stir Fry

To throw up, shit, piss and cum in a womens mouth and haver her gargle and swallow it.

I sure gave her a steamy Asian Stir fry last night!

by hello1471 April 4, 2009

Texas Stir Fry

A sexual act in which the male partner uses, if his Female Counter Parts asshole is too unsavory. The Male applies a vigorous amount of Ketchup and Barbecue to the Asshole, and uses his tongue to penetrate the Now Delicious piece of Ass.

Man O’ man, Sharon’s swamp ass was terrible last night! I had to revert to the Old Texas Stir Fry to get the Job done.

by Stirfrymaster May 10, 2018