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Joseph Stalin 

Joseph Stalin was the soviet unions' communist leader during the 30's. He tried and failed to industrialize the soviet union by imposing communal farming and other communist bullshit. A famine ensued and a bunch of people deaded. He also inspired China's leader, Mao, to impose the "Great leap forward" ideology on his people killing millions. Great guys these commies, yeah...
Joseph Stalin was an arrogant stubborn dick.
Joseph Stalin by John()Smith February 5, 2019
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Tropical Stalin 

An amazing alcoholic drink. It is made with a combination of vodka, sprite, and tropical fruit juice. First add ice to your glass then add approximately 2-3 shots of vodka. Then add a good amount of sprite. Finally top it off with the fruit juice. Your drink should be around a 30% vodka, 50% sprite and 20% juice. Enjoy
1 "Hey man I made Tropical Stalins do you want one?"
2 "Yeah those things taste great!"
1 "Wow these things remind me of our last trip to Montreal"
2 "Oh yeah thats when Jimmy lost his tooth. He looked like that guy from the Hangover."
1 2 "Goodtimes......"

Joseph Stalin 

He killed half of the population so that his country could flourish. He was the original Thanos. He was better though since he didn't need an infinity gauntlet just thousands of labor camps.
Dude, Joseph Stalin is Dank
Joseph Stalin by xxSumeonexx January 18, 2019

josef stalin 

Stalin became general secretary of the Soviet Communist Party in 1922 and following the death of Vladimir Lenin, he prevailed over(haha chased out and hunted) Leon Trotsky(a ture communist that would have made the world a betterplace, but since Stalin was a power hungry hitler-face this did not happen) in a power struggle during the 1920s. In the 1930s Stalin initiated the Great Purge, which reached its peak in 1937. Since many peasants resisted collectivization, the government under Stalin's leadership often resorted to violent repression against the "kulaks".
average student: "dude! Hitler was the most ruthless man ever!"

communist youth: "correction you ignorant prick, josef stalin killed more people than Hitler ever came close to!"
josef stalin by commune- face April 25, 2006

Stalin March 

When your butthole is stretched out from a rough anal session or from using large toys, causing you to be unable to walk properly.

Most common in anal virgins who haven't been trained for no mercy by their lover.
Friend 1: Hey wanna do something tonight?
Friend 2: No, my partner gave me a harsh anal fucking, now i have to do the stalin march.
Friend 1: I've been there young man, it hurts.
Stalin March by Blifnab March 10, 2021

Brosef Stalin 

A bro, who notices there are too many nerds at a party and kicks them out into the cold for the sake of the hosts street cred and to create a enhanced party atmosphere. Reminiscent of Stalin exiling academics to Siberia for the stability of the USSR.
Jim: There's way too many nerds at this party.

Steve: Yeah we need a Brosef Stalin to get shot of them.
Brosef Stalin by Francis_Higgins November 15, 2011
Hey! Stop being such a Stalin!
Stalin by Wk May 20, 2004