Stairs

The most dangerous stunt man can ever achieve to survive: a white, wide staircase which goes on forever on every step. People are often stupid enough to fall for it.

FUCK IM FALLING DOWN ALL THESE STAIRS.........

by Senator Foreskin June 17, 2023

Stairs

If you have a younger brother who plays the violin and you play the piano, AVOID STAIRS AT ALL COSTS for the sake of your life. Trust me on this, bro. Stairs are dangerous. If you are an OMORI fan, this will make complete sense without explanation.

Mari: WHY DID YOU THROW YOUR VIOLIN DOWN THE STAIRS!?!?
Sunny: I don't wanna do the recital!
Mari: Too bad, bitch!
Sunny: Move outta my way
Mari: No!
Sunny: *sigh* You leave me no choice *epically pushes her down the stairs*
Mari: *does an epic backflip before dying*
Basil: Oh, hey Sunny- OH MY GOD-

by Fernwing143 February 14, 2024

Stairs

The thing from Omori. In which Mari falls down and FUCKING DIES.

"Oh shit my sister just fell down the stairs" - Sunny

by Binaph August 18, 2025

Stairs Guy

The guy at work who always flexes about taking the stairs. Usually a middle aged male who could star in a commercial for viagra, arthritis meds, or cholesterol pills.

Random dude waiting on elevator: “Hey what’s up.”
Stairs guy: “I’ll race you”

Stairs guy starts speed walking towards the stairs.

by Normalelevatorguy January 27, 2023

stairs of doom

The Act Of throwing A woman Down A set of stairs and having sexual acts with her In the position she lands. If they don't land open enough, Try Again!

-"D00D, I gave My bitch the stairs of doom! She's Still In the hospital!"

-"SweetT!"

by JMG December 6, 2006

stairs in the forest

Stairs that are 10 - 50 miles or more feet in a forest for no reason no foundation to seem like it belongs to another place

I saw the stairs in the forest about 50 feet in the forest

by The silent watcher September 26, 2020

avetard stairs

The stairs that take you to the second floor of The Ave. This shit is basically a fucking storage room because an avetard just throws his shit anywhere he wants and just leaves it there. There is absolutely no room to go up the fucking stairs and you might as well play hopscotch or leapfrog on the stairs because you need to be jumping all over the place to avoid all the shit on the avetard stairs to get upstairs.

One of the avetards called me upstairs but when I went to climb up the avetard stairs, there was absolutely no room for me to put my foot down so I felt like a fucking monkey trying to jump over everything to get up.

by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019