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Stair Biscuit

The act of farting whilst walking up a set of stairs with one or a group of people walking behind you. The escape velocity of the fart will ensure that the pocket of noxious gas will remain at around head height therefore producing an instant and rather effective dutch oven affect.
You see the look on their faces? I just got them with a stair biscuit!
by DrGibbo January 29, 2010
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Stair Dweller

A child who dwells usually under or close to stairs during lunch, and passing periods, who often is and Anime fag, or general creeper. things kids often engage in eating ice cream, wrestling, and various other activities, all under the stairs.
these kids often thing that there are popular or socially acceptable, but the general population of schools hates them due to their weird rituals
Dude, those STAIR DWELLERS are wrestling under there!
by General Truth December 3, 2010
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Stair-Job

The act of cleaning one's steps, usually to impress a member of the opposite sex. Stair-jobs vary between first-rate and second-rate quality performances. Certain stair-jobs also include a thorough cleaning of both stairwells and steps.
Despite having a dirty porch herself, Xzen gave the best stair-jobs in all of the city.
by Joey the Fox April 24, 2010
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Stair Rant

The string of words, either profanities or not, that are said by a person with very sore legs while climbing up or down the stairs.

This rant can also be used by one who is just tired or has something aagainst stairs.
Eample of a stair rant: "Goddammit...sonofabitch...i fucking hate stairs...why do they make you climb them everytime you want to leave the gym!?!"

"Jim totally stair ranted up all 8 flights of stairs up to his office today"
by Kitty-Kat101 May 20, 2009
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Stair Gang

A Stair Gang is a strong group friends or classmates who tend to dislike or not enjoy their current class so they decide to ditch. The usual ditch is hanging out on a set of 'stairs' that they hang out on, this causes them to bond and become an unstoppable group that will never be broken apart.
Classmate 1: "Hey why do we even need to learn this stuff?"
Classmate 2: "I know we could be doing something better with our time"
Classmate 3: "Wanna ditch?"
All classmates look at each other
Everyone: "STAIR GANG!"
by barbaralee February 19, 2018
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stair gazing

When you gaze at stairs for no particular reason.
Rachel is stair gazing the f out of those stairs.
by ombud_oop December 21, 2018
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Stair Senpai

Stair Senpai is a living set of stairs for people to love if they have an attraction to stairs
I can’t wait to go home and make out with my stair senpai body pillow
by FS Rocket Cat December 29, 2018
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