SSP 

Security Side Position
It means that you're sad and nobody like you, so you go on SSP
Inspired by the French PLS: Position Latérale de Sécurité

The SSP Is the Position used to a man who is in a malaise, he won't be hurt himself

Example 1:
Man 1:You are bad at this game, you are shit.

*Man 2 goes on SSP*

Example 2:
Man 1: Call the ambulance, he does a malaise

*Man 1 put th Man 2 on SSP*

SSP by Kiglirs January 25, 2016

SSP 

Super Stank Pussy

There goes Sakira and her SSP.

SSP by Hannah Hanks May 25, 2018

ssp 

shit snooker player

my friend is a ssp he thinks he is amazing

ssp by thenutts7 October 6, 2018

SSP 

Short for Standard Size Penis

Janice: "OMG Brenda, Josh is so hot, does he have a big cock?!"

Brenda: "It's more like an SSP, ya dig?"

SSP by The Creators December 28, 2018

SSP 

Save some pussy

Me: Hey I’m going on tinder.
BBF: don’t take all the ladies. SSP for us

SSP by Lildickosn February 4, 2021

SSP 

SSP stands for, South St. (Saint) Paul, AKA, the gayest school ever.

They lose all their sports and everyone’s a druggie or a alcoholic.

Person 1: “Yo did you hear SSP lost their football game?”

Person 2: “Oh, that trash ass school with druggie whores and alcoholics?”

Person 1: “Yep that one”

SSP by BobertJvnes June 26, 2022

SSP 

A "she's so pretty" or SSP (pronounced "ssip") describes a woman or feminine identifying person who is indescribably beautiful.

When stated by a heterosexual woman, it is used to describe another woman she is aspiring to look like, or one whom she admires a specific feature of. When stated by everyone else, it is used to respectfully describe someone they find sexually attractive.

"Oh, she's such a SSP. Her makeup is gorgeous!" --straight woman

"Damn.. she's such a SSP! If only she was single." --everyone else

SSP by emmalemon July 24, 2022