When a woman thinks she has to poot and they shit in there pants, the female version of sharted.
As most women say...they don't fart, they poot.
As most women say...they don't fart, they poot.
by heminow? May 19, 2007
Originating in the March 6th 2008 SSC I Hate This Guild's SSC run. Canadian born Klezleburg's attempt at pronouncing the english word "Spout" as in "Water Spout".
by Jbals316 March 07, 2008
Spoot. v. To fart while releasing sperm from the anus. Frequently experienced for periods of up to six hours after the conclusion of bareback anal sex.
Spoot is a compound word comprised of sperm and toot, similar to shart (shit + fart).
Spoot is a compound word comprised of sperm and toot, similar to shart (shit + fart).
R: I'm spooting!
D: Ewwwww.... and you're not even wearing underwear!
R: Sheesh, I'm on the toilet.
As a noun:
D: Dear Lord, that was a massive spoot! Do you need a tissue?
R: I need a twat mop.
D: Ewwwww.... and you're not even wearing underwear!
R: Sheesh, I'm on the toilet.
As a noun:
D: Dear Lord, that was a massive spoot! Do you need a tissue?
R: I need a twat mop.
by Dr. Awesome Man February 06, 2010
A term that is used at someone who has a lack of intelligence, mainly used by "half-ghetto" gangsters.
by awzp April 26, 2019
noun -
~nickname for one you have affection for, especially a boyfriend or girlfriend
~used mostly by girls, but it is acceptable for a guy to call his girlfriend a spoot (it is suggested that he be sure she will not understand it with the older definition, which replaces cuss words)
~nickname for one you have affection for, especially a boyfriend or girlfriend
~used mostly by girls, but it is acceptable for a guy to call his girlfriend a spoot (it is suggested that he be sure she will not understand it with the older definition, which replaces cuss words)
by CDragon April 27, 2007
We gave our dog some chicken wings for dinner and we later caught him spooting across the good rug.
The damn dog won't stop spooting across our new carpet.
The damn dog won't stop spooting across our new carpet.
by Homer21 February 04, 2010
Spoot is semen. Angry beavers are overly red, chafed vaginas. I've never heard of this show, but I know these words, and I have a feeling the creators of the show were putting us on with not-so-in-jokes.
by Darius Sunofovich December 24, 2004