shank you with my oboe

to stab one with an oboe

leave me alone or i am going to shank you with my oboe

by dot28_aer February 27, 2009

No Skank You

A polite way of rejecting advances from a drunken, skanky ho that won't leave you alone.

Drunken Ho: "Hey,you wanna come back to my place?"

Guy: repulsed "Oh! No Skank You! I gotta go..."

by Lisa L. September 7, 2007

No Stank You

What you say to someone when they offer you a smoke

"Hey, Suzy, wanna smoke?"

"No Stank You!"

by Mr. Wigglesworth December 14, 2007

spank your monkey

when a female masturbates

Did he watch you spank your monkey.

by Capn A Hole July 20, 2008

spark you up

I'm going to insult you

Aye I'm bout to spark you up son.

by ayeniqqa February 3, 2010

Spank Your Tank

When you spank someone so hard they sneeze

Can I spank your tank?

by Daddys Lill Monster November 17, 2018

you just sank my boner to the ground

Originally said by Butthead to Beavis, the phrase is said when you are watching someting really HOT that causes you a strong erection, and then your friend tell you something totally disguasting or stupid, and that causes your erection to disappear immediatly.

.....
Beavis: Yeah... and *poop*.
Butthead: What did you say?!
Beavis: I said "poop!".
Butthead: Beavis... you just sank my boner to the ground.

I was watching an awesome music video showing hot chicks in bikinis shaking their booties. And than this ugly, black, fat rapper appeared and it sank my boner to the ground!

by Urban_Fellow June 28, 2006