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Sniffle dick

When a guy doesn't get a blow job and whines and cries likena little bitch afterwards.
When johnmy couldnt get a blowjob he went home and cried like a sniffle dick
by big 10-4 March 29, 2023
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Chea-Sniffle

A superior chea which elicits confusing and embarrassing feelings of emotional vulnerability. One that experiences a chea-sniffle will not verbally exclaim as such, but rather will usually release a single tear in response. Chea-sniffles are generally preceded by watery-eyed-duuts.
I'm so proud, it brought a tear to my eye.... psyche men from Nacogdoches don't cry. But seriously...*chea-sniffle*
by CoachRoachUTR July 18, 2012
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Crotch sniffle

When you're banging a chick who is embarrassed about how much of a slut she is and she has to excuse herself after the first two thrusts to 'use the bathroom' but she's really just in there trying to flush out her cum pot.
Yeah bro, She had an immediate crotch sniffle and ran to the bathroom, so I considered putting a condom on but I didn't.
by Ranchgirls December 10, 2020
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Stall Sniffle

The noise someone makes when they want to let you know they are in a bathroom stall
Had to take a really wicked dump and got a stall sniffle when I hit the bathroom door. Almost shit in my pants running to another bathroom.
by Vjax October 9, 2016
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Crotch sniffle

When you're banging a chick who is embarrassed about how much of a slut she is and she has to excuse herself after the first two thrusts to 'use the bathroom' but she's really just in there trying to flush out her cum pot.
Yeah bro, She had an immediate crotch sniffle and ran to the bathroom, so I considered putting a condom on but I didn't.
by Ranchgirls December 10, 2020
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Crotch sniffle

When you're banging a chick who is embarrassed about how much of a slut she is and she has to excuse herself after the first two thrusts to 'use the bathroom' but she's really just in there trying to flush out her cum pot.
Yeah bro, She had an immediate crotch sniffle and ran to the bathroom, so I considered putting a condom on but I didn't.
by Ranchgirls December 10, 2020
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shit sniffle

a sniffle used by someone taking a shit in a public restroom to assert dominance and provide the newcomer awareness of his presence. the shit sniffle also entails that he/she was there first, so finish your business in a timely fashion, then get the fuck out so he/she can finish one's shit in peace you dick
I was about to release the flood gates after my chipotle burrito with double meat and extra hot salsa when this little bitch decided to walk in on me in the 4th floor library bathroom, so I laid out a mean shit sniffle to let that pussy know he better get the fuck out in the next 15 seconds or he was probably gonna hear noises and smell things he'd never experienced in his entire lifetime ever again
by realg March 31, 2015
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