snausage

The piece of cloth on a pair of pants (or shorts) that seperates a male cameltoe from a female cameltoe.
"Hey Adam, check out that rack on the chick I hooked up with last weekend. You should have heard her scream my name."

"I don't think thats a chick man, look at the 5 o'clock shadow"

"No way, check out that cameltoe."

"Sorry Matt, thats a snausage."

"Shit..."
by Skeezer September 4, 2003
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Snausages

That is so snausages!
by Sniffmytowel September 7, 2004
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snausage

A very very tiny penis
I saw Terrence's junk today. That fag has a fucking snausage
by C&B Connection June 22, 2006
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snausage

Slang - male reproductive organ, used when trying to express another "males" homosexuality .....
your boy is not too healthy, he looooooves the snausage ......
by Joe Pimpstah May 17, 2006
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Snausages!

An occurence that is mind blowingly good.
Fella 1, "Dude, I got the promotion!"
Fella 2, "Snausages!"
by Nelly6994 April 21, 2009
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Snausages!

A name for a sales rep being overly eager with prospecting efforts by using various solutions to track prospective customers' behaviors in a big-brother-type fashion.
Sales Rep: "Hey, Mr. Jones, here at ABC Company, we're using some software that tells me you've been looking at my website...in fact I see that you're looking at our solutions right now. In fact, you may not be ready to talk to a sales rep at all right now, but I have two questions. What are you doing on my website and would you like to buy something? You look nice in that blue shirt by the way"

Colleagues: "Take it easy Snausages!, maybe we should wait a day or two to give a call, not call while the prospect is still on the website"
by Am Sho December 12, 2011
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snausage

A male who seems to be pre-disposed to veer any conversation towards a discussion about sausage, and/or its consumption.
"Kevin, did you see that football game on TV last night?"

"I caught some of it... I was eating sausage pizza while it was on... the wierd thing is that I came to the conclusion that there is no such thing as too much or too big of a sausage."

"Damm man, you have some kind of sausage issues."
by turgid_bologna August 14, 2003
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