by Bud E Love May 05, 2003
Pants, gym shorts or spandex shorts that are so tight you can see the dimples on a dude's balls, i.e. plums.
"Fred almost dry-heaved when he saw Ted smuggling plums at the gym on Saturday."
Or, if the guy has a little Jimmy Dean and teenie peanuts -
"Ed almost fell off the stairmaster when he saw Jeremy walk in wearing tight spandex gym shorts. He was smuggling grapes."
Or, if the guy has a little Jimmy Dean and teenie peanuts -
"Ed almost fell off the stairmaster when he saw Jeremy walk in wearing tight spandex gym shorts. He was smuggling grapes."
by Fredo Teabaggins January 27, 2006
by Bagmankyle December 28, 2010
To have a large penis and big balls.
by george f November 16, 2006
When a person of secular reason has finished explaining something, to the extent of their knowledge, and the person they are explaining to says, Jesus is the reason beyond that explanation.
Friend: Did you enjoy talking with David about the origin of species.
Guy: Ya but he kept Jesus Smuggling when I got to the primordial soup.
Guy: Ya but he kept Jesus Smuggling when I got to the primordial soup.
by Botched Toe September 16, 2018
by JudgeJBagz October 30, 2008
The act of having your nipples protrude out of your shirt, as if to be actually hiding skittles candies underneath your shirt.
If you are smuggling skittles, you most definitely have nip rocks.
If you are smuggling skittles, you most definitely have nip rocks.
1. Dude, you ever watch the Friends episodes where Jennifer Aniston looks like she's smuggling skittles?
2. That shirt is so tight, you look like you're smuggling skittles.
3. Don't wear a bra...guys love girls who look like they're smuggling skittles.
2. That shirt is so tight, you look like you're smuggling skittles.
3. Don't wear a bra...guys love girls who look like they're smuggling skittles.
by yellowboy February 12, 2004