A masturbation technique where you take a jar of Smuckers (your choice of flavor), open it and insert your penis, then proceed to masturbate with the jam.
OPTIONAL: After ejaculating into the jar, make a sandwich or bagel with it and give it to your girlfriend, hated brother, or enjoy it yourself.
OPTIONAL: After ejaculating into the jar, make a sandwich or bagel with it and give it to your girlfriend, hated brother, or enjoy it yourself.
Random Guy: I totally made my gf a Smucker Fucker sandwich last night!
Random Guy2: Whoa what did she do to you???
Random Guy: Next time she makes ME the sandwich bitch!
Random Guy2: Whoa what did she do to you???
Random Guy: Next time she makes ME the sandwich bitch!
by PandaBearPro November 15, 2011
Get the Smucker Fuckermug. Alec had his friend Jose butt smuckers him, only to cause his hairy anus to crust up and cause constipation.
by FatHungryBitch5000 December 26, 2012
Get the Butt Smuckersmug. When you fucking a girl and her pussy so sloshy that it feels like you going to pound town on an uncrustable like your fucking a jar of Smucker's jelly.
bro: damn bro I was fuckin Janice last night.
other bro: Oh yeah bro??
bro: yeah bro she had that Smuckers pussy
other bro: Oh yeah bro??
bro: yeah bro she had that Smuckers pussy
by Robaboooey December 6, 2021
Get the Smuckers pussymug. Very gay person, who is obviously hiding their homosexuality. Originated from Vermillion Ohio but now sees widespread use in Ohio and West Virginia.
by Jon Holtkampf October 21, 2014
Get the Rub Smuckermug. by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003
Get the Smuckers Fuckersmug. Wen the kids are around I don't like to cuss but sometimes this jitts can be an ock smucker ...
Sometimes wen my wife is around I just wanna call her a cock sucker but then she tells me I need to be nice so I said ok u ock smucker
Sometimes wen my wife is around I just wanna call her a cock sucker but then she tells me I need to be nice so I said ok u ock smucker
by Steven bunton May 5, 2021
Get the ock smuckermug. When a man puts large amounts of Smucker's jelly inside of a woman's vagina, he will enthusiastically suck out and eat all of the jelly.
"I'm so full, I just cunt smuckered that bitch".
"So I was with my boyfriend last night, and it turns out that he's a huge cunt smucker".
"So I was with my boyfriend last night, and it turns out that he's a huge cunt smucker".
by Jolly Jerry May 22, 2009
Get the Cunt Smuckermug.