by cb_14 September 06, 2021
One of your friends is passed out drunk on the floor and you put your huge boner in his mouth and take a picture. Then you black mail him with the picture to get what you want.
by Brett January 24, 2005
A Sleeping Beauty is when your girlfriend or significant other is sound asleep and you ejaculate on her face to wake her up.
by vinxanity March 30, 2015
Sparkling Sleeping Beauty (n.) - A young lady who is taken out on a date and slipped a mickey. Once she passes out, her date then removes her dress and replaces it with a nice big poofy pink gown. He then places a rhinestone tiara on her head and seals the deal by bustin' a nut* across her lips as lip gloss.
*Clemen is often used as a low calorie substitute for semen, and tends to sparkle more in photos and video.
*Clemen is often used as a low calorie substitute for semen, and tends to sparkle more in photos and video.
Mel: You have some dried up crusty stuff in the corners of your mouth there.
Sabritney: Oops, it's from last night. After work a group of us went to happy hour, then Tard gave me a ride home and turned me into a Sparkling Sleeping Beauty. I got a good night's rest though.
Sabritney: Oops, it's from last night. After work a group of us went to happy hour, then Tard gave me a ride home and turned me into a Sparkling Sleeping Beauty. I got a good night's rest though.
by J. the Jokster October 23, 2009
by The Return of Light Joker July 24, 2009
Cuddy: You look like hell! Are you sick?
House: I'm fine. I just didn't sleep last night. And here, you probably thought that 'beauty sleep' is just a woman's term. Sexist pig."
House: I'm fine. I just didn't sleep last night. And here, you probably thought that 'beauty sleep' is just a woman's term. Sexist pig."
by sysonpyh July 02, 2009
by FrostyNips17 May 25, 2019