the spiderman

while taking your sexual partner from behind, you proceed to ejaculate into your palm. When your partner turns around for post sex cuddling. You throw your "seaman filled hand" forward, releasing its contents on your partner's face, while screaming "SPIDERMAN".

My girlfriend loves toby maguire, so i decided to show her the Spiderman.

by jimi d licious December 3, 2005

Italian Spiderman

When you ejaculate into your own hand and then fling it into someone's face while exclaiming "That's Amore!"

"I gave your grandmother an Italian Spiderman the other day. She still can't see out of her right eye. Bitch baked me a crooked pie."

by Mike1980 June 23, 2008

Singerman

Derogatory word used to describe specify Superman as seen in SUPERMAN RETURNS as opposed to in any other vehicle. Named for director Bryan Singer whose Superman movie featured the Man of Steel--played by a lackluster pretty boy--doing unbearably out of character stuff.

Singerman left everyone behind for five years. Singerman got Lois pregnant. Singerman peeked into her house out of jealousy. Superman would never do that shit.

by Nightwing83 June 24, 2008

6 way spiderman

When 6 co-workers have an orgy in front of their 85 year-old co-worker as her dying wish.

Kiss, or do a 6 way Spiderman.

by Jerico18 March 30, 2019

funky spiderman

A euphemism for autocratic asphyxiation

I've got my belt and my lube, time to do the funky spiderman

by Ansuz August 27, 2015

DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN

phrase - used when Spiderman is suspected of doing something evil.

Nacho: *sniff*, "I smell fish sticks..DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN!!!"

"Someone has cut my hair too short...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"Is that...an ugly girl? DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"Banana splits...mmmmm...good. WAIT! Its not split evenly! DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"This tuff gangster jacket is too small for me...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"There are no bagels in the fridge...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"I made a D in Social Studies. Now I'm grounded. That last F almost made me fail...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"Polly is trying to call me again...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11 WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU??????11"

by Can Not May 15, 2005

angry spiderman

It's when you're doing a girl doggy style, and you pull out and nut in your hand. When she turns around you fling the jizzem in her eyes similar to when spidey flings his web.

I gave your mother the angry spiderman last night, and she liked it.

by James Roe April 14, 2005