shit stick

A common impromptu tool used to scrape feces off of the shoe or boot. Commonly used around livestock, zoos, kennels, camping and public parks. Depending on the size and shape, it can be efficient and can be thrown for a distance to remove it from your locale if necessary.

Damn Fred, I just stepped in in it! Hand me that shit stick over there.

by randallt December 30, 2016

shit-stick

Every dumb ass that has a driver's license that shouldn't.

How did that shit-stick get a license?!?
Dude, don't be a shit-stick.
That was shit-stickish behavior.

by jenijag November 27, 2012

shit stick

The stick that ugly bitches get hit with when they are young, resulting in extreme ugliness of the bitch, and then resulting in lesbians like Rosie O'Donnell(fat bitch).

Dude that hoe i met last night was so ugly, it looked like her daddy hit her with a shit stick before she was born!

by 420blazendude January 19, 2008

shit stick

1. (noun) Any male's penis who likes or has had sex with someone anally.
2. (noun) An insulting name to call someone, especially a homosexual male.
3. (verb)(hyphenated) To insert a male's penis into an anus

1. He does have a shit stick, but he is still a human being.
2. Get away from me, you shitstick!
3. He shit-sticked his boy aquaintance last night so I ran out of the co-ed bathroom when he came in.

by ILoveHugsandStuff November 1, 2004

Shit Stick

A shit covered stick.

Guy1:Shit stick!

Guy1:What?

Guy1:Look -points to a stick with shit on it-

by Commissar Nolan February 12, 2009

Shit Stick

When u shit in a condom, freeze it and proceed to as a dildo.

Honey! Have u seen my shit stick

No but I can make a new one if u like

by Hollie Grieve May 11, 2018

shit stick

A stick you flick larger piece of shit off of at others.

After Anal sex, you have a shit stick

the boy picked up the stick and shot a shit ball at his sister.
Then fucked her and had a shit stick around his groan.

by Tyler February 4, 2004