Shit Balls!

An exclamation of anger, frustration, tiredness, or sometimes even joy. Shit Balls can be taken to mean one of two things:

1) Balls or testicles that are coated or encrusted in shit.

2) Small amounts of feces clumped into balls

Larry: Sorry man, I can't give you a ride today.

Ricky: Aw, Shit Balls! Now I have to walk!

Larry: Suck one.

by Larry Finster December 27, 2009

shit-balls

When you wipe from back to front and you go forward a little to far.
also an exlimation of sumething that surpises or distresses you

dude i just got done taking a dump and i think i have some shit-balls
or
oh shit-balls i forgot to do my homework

by dannyofborg October 19, 2008

Shit-balls

see: Damn-it

John: i just beat you in scrabble
Mike: Ah, Shit-balls!!

by Mitchel Collins February 20, 2009

Shit Balls !

what u say when Ms. Perrone wakes up to find that you are giving her dirty grass

Damn she woke up, shit balls !

by Greg Romano November 27, 2004

Shit-balls

When you dicked her down so good in the ass that when you fuck her in her twat she shits all over your balls. In this case, shit-balls are a positive thing.

"Shit-balls!" Mike exclaimed as he came all over Kelly Ripa's face.

by Mikie Mike and the Miketones March 12, 2023

shit balls on a spork

An exclamation of extreme shock or displeasure, especially in the context of highly unusual, unexpected, and unpleasant turn of events

The store manager gets a call from his assistant manager before the day starts and is told "I quit!". It is the middle of the busy season and was the only other employee.

Store Manager: "Shit balls on a spork!"

by viperboy1012 July 14, 2010

Shit Balls Cold

When something is so cold your balls and shit could possibly freeze.

Dude, your pool is shit balls cold! I'm not going in that shit!

by smither July 21, 2004