september 

september is the month where the hottest ppl are born. lol get wrecked noobs

wow september is the month where all the hottest ppl are born!!!1!11!!

september by vvmoneybucksx November 2, 2019

September 

September is the month where there are the most fights amongst couples. There are more disputes in September than in every other month. The combination of summer coming to an end, school beginning and business around the country slowing down and causing many couples to struggle leads to a high amount of breakups.

Damn, I think it must be September. We don't see eye to eye at all anymore!

September by GuRuU September 11, 2010

september 

a month were girls are more likely to give blowjobs.
during september girls will likely come to your house just to give u head

jessica: 'jake im coming over to give u a blowjob ok?'
jake: 'oh ya its september i almost forgot!'

september by JKC[jake] May 22, 2007

September 

September is the mount where you can’t use the yellow app “Snap chat”

Girl:Are you on snap chat in September”
Guy: yeah... Ohhhh snap

September by Kaiori December 7, 2019

September 

Any derivative of LSA extracted from Morning Glory Seeds.

My slider didn't have any LSD, so I bought some seed to make September, instead.

September by Sane Rage May 5, 2009

September 

National slap someone in the face month. In September you can slap anyone in the face. Have fun slapping!

Jessica: hey how’s your day-
SLAP
Jessica: What was that for?!
Alison: it’s September!

September by melodylusc November 3, 2019

September 

A female who is usually plus sized and will be the biggest bitch of all time whatever you do don’t talk to September.

OMG... I can’t stand that bitch September

September by Nxgga October 21, 2018