scrimps

Sunflower seeds.

Hey man; gimme some scrimps

by cervid March 18, 2004

scrimp scampi

noun: the distinct smell of salt

"WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S FUCKING BULL SHIT."
"Do I smell scrimp scampi?"

by HiddenBurrito June 17, 2016

scrimp and save

To make as many economies as you can to save money.

His parents scrimp and save to be able to send him to university.

by baruncita May 12, 2010

scrimp sack

when ones sack is smaller then what you paid for you may have a scrimp sack.

man,i gotta scrimp sack.i paid 50 and only got a 40.

by suckabuttass May 5, 2011

dork scrimping

Involves an act of mating, between two people.. In which both people involved are dorks and can only express their love in quotes of things from popular culture, the more obscure the quote the better.

OMG i can't believe that guy just sung bad touch by blood hound game, the force is strong in this one and i am totally going to like dork scrimping the fuck out of that cock.

by totsnotmatthew April 15, 2019

Scrimp

An artist that cannot pronounce the word shrimp, usually from another planet.

Sophia: Hey this Scrimp tastes good!
Elena: Did you mispronounce shrimp?
Sophia: ...maybe

by Burritote May 8, 2023

Scrimp

Scrimp is an uncommon seafood item made by combining shrimp and the screams of the damned. It has historically had several violent reactions among males that include balls being exploded and regrown, then exploded again.

Homeless man: "Have you ever heard of scrimp?"
Homeless man 2: "Well of course I've heard scrimp, it's the best damn food I've had."

by TheUnholyFurry August 2, 2022