An extremely creepy person; usually referred to as a man, but can also be a woman. Comes from the actor, Rob Schneider, who is rather creepy looking. Funny, but creepy.
"Who is that lurking in the darkness?"
"Eeeew, what a schneider!"
"Wow, that guy in the car next to us is such a schneider. He keeps staring!"
"Why are molesters always schneiders? Like, why do they always look super creepy?"
Schneider Man refers to the mystical super-hero who is half crocodile, half monkey. He has awesomeness powers (hit the link) and is capable of failing at almost anything. He has an evil concubine called "The Shadow".
His superpowers include:
> The ability to incapacitate you by looking at you
> Making grown men cry
> Touching his concubine in public
> Making ANYONE withing viewing distance completly flacid
Victim: Help me! I need a super hero!
Schneider Man: Neverfear, I am here!
Victim: * Dies horrible painful death, inclusive of melting eyballs, imploding ears and all other senses brutally murdered by being in close proximity to Schneider Man