scamerson

A portmanteau originating genealogically from the East Anglia area. Defines both the nature and family name of an ancestral line, historically sited as being comprised of scallywags, liars, cheats and scam artists. Replacing the first two letters E and M with its Rhyming replacement Scam provides the surname with the usually mentioned adjective attributed to such a historical lineage of pathological lying that its considered a family trait, not just what is suggested with today's members of the Emmerson line such as mentioned in descriptions of the name Luke, when that definition is given to represent a twat that cheats and misogynies venerable women and girls for personal kicks and to obtain secret media to post on to internet porn sites without female consent or permission, not so much a peeping tom but a taping twat

Why did you expect the truth when you knew Luke was a scamerson.

by Mr Soggy June 10, 2015

murphy's camera law

Any situation where something INCREDIBLE happens. Eg: Fighter Jets flying in formation really fast.

And you scramble to take the picture with a camera.

But you don't get the photo in time. Or the photo is too blurry to use.

Also see Pics or it didn't happen

JOHN! Get the camera out there's a deer in our backyard!

*goes to get the camera in the house.*
JOHN! QUICK! THE DEER IS LEAVING!
*comes back out*
Too late. Murphy's camera law strikes again.

by robsterw September 2, 2016

vincenzo scalera

A huge penis who lives in italy, famous for his skills with a penis, he is one of the biggest penis' in the world.

Man i've always wanted to be like vincenzo scalera, hes an amazing penis!

by robert saget July 25, 2006

scamra

Speed Camera

Dude, that scamra nabbed me.

by Tony Simmons January 8, 2009

scamerl

an insult, a packing term.

Shut the fuck up you scamerl.
You suck at everything you scamerl.

by scamerl February 5, 2010

Samera

Common name of a woman that is sex on legs who encourages male wet dreams. Samera's are extremely big headed and boast about their vast experience in bed, their ridiculously huge tits, or the fact that your boyfriend probably wants to nail her. Samera's are always pestered by locals for her juicy juicy mangos.

Samera a woman with juicy juicy mangos

by soph15 December 23, 2011

Scamurai

When a Japanese man scams you out of your money. Mostly through the Internet or commercials.

That's sad Josh I can't believe they would scamurai you.

by Dragónverde December 1, 2018