Sando

This is a nicer version of or a spin on the old phrase "Shit Sandwich". It is often used when your gambling win is small but nowhere near what you wanted, expected or needed to break even. It was coined by "Vegas Matt" a professional gambler from Las Vegas.

That bonus win was a total Sando it is less than the original bet.

by VegasMattFan September 13, 2023

Sando

A neanderthal male masquerading as a 21st century man. Glimpses of inner self can be seen after introducing alcohol wherein The Sando will snort alcohol for small amounts of pocket change. Can also do advanced yoga poses in inebriated state.

That guy there seems normal but he's a total Sando.

by AHT233 November 14, 2020

sandos

sandos an acronym for "suck a nigga dik or sumtin'!" or white boy style, "suck a nigga dick or something! gosh darnit shut your butt cheeks!"

Joe: HAHAHAHA youre a bitch

Mike: Oh yea.....sandos muthafucka!

Joe: what are you trying to say?

Mike: suck a nigga dik or sumtin....bitch!

by mrstonecoldsteveaustin March 24, 2009

Sando

Shortened version of San Fernando. If you never heard the word Sando before, yuh not from Trinidad.

Yuh see the nice gyal and dem down in Sando?

by TriniJedi December 18, 2019

Sandoe

likes it in the butthole but sometimes in his/her right ear, i dont kno why the right ear but thats just how it is. ouch i stubbed my toe goddamit :(
i like chicken especially when its crumbed with that real nice crummy stuff coz i am a sexy beast and i am "the bees knees" and also "the best thing since sliced bread".

"shoot that sandoes kgone and uncrumbed my chicken again, crikey one day all those sandoe's will pay for this crap i have to put up with every day" :(

by king o' crunk January 31, 2005

Sando

A dynamic slang word. Simultaneously referring to a Safeway sandwich while also making fun of someone who refers to a Safeway sandwich as a "sando."

Molly: "Let's get some lunch."
Mike: "I am gonna run and get a sando."
Molly: "Oh snap - SANDO!"

by Mista Miguel May 20, 2009

SANDO

A slang term for Oral Sex. Short for Suck A Niggas Dick Off.

Bro, I got a SANDO last night from that girl I took home from the bar. She swallowed and everything.

by TLR July 6, 2006