The captain of the S.S. Rzeznik. He likes different shades of red and can easily lead his crew to victory. He is a space pirate who knows how to get all the "booty." He's an awesome person.
by latenightcraving November 6, 2010

It means to finish very early, really ahead of time, a huge task. Can be used a verb, noun, or adjective.
1) Aboujouj: You have 4 months left before your thesis deadline. But it usually requires 1 or 2 years to write a thesis and you haven't started yet!
Harakat: Don't worry, I will samir it!
2) Kassatly: I have 3 finals for tomorrow, but I haven't even finished studying for the first one.
Soto: I think you should follow the samir technique tonight. You will be done on time.
Harakat: Don't worry, I will samir it!
2) Kassatly: I have 3 finals for tomorrow, but I haven't even finished studying for the first one.
Soto: I think you should follow the samir technique tonight. You will be done on time.
by aboujouj June 6, 2009

by Succubus little man November 21, 2019

A guy of your dreams that when you look into his eyes you can’t seem to stop looking at him btw he can lay that pipe down anywhere anytime
I need me a samir
by The dark voyager May 16, 2018

Samir is the most handsome guy on earth. He's the hottest, the funniest, the smartest, the kindest, the cutest and he's a great lover. Every girl wants him and every guy wants to be like him. He knows how to treat a woman, that's why every girl wants to marry him.
by asikar February 25, 2017

Samir is a rather tall cheeky guy who is very naughty he likes to be called a succubus due to the fact he likes jokes alot and is a class clown at times
Ur such a samir!
by Money 22 November 22, 2019

Samir loves his family almost to the point of incest, esspecially cousins, second cousins and so on.
by Daniel ticconi December 31, 2011
