S.I.M.P

Squirrels In My Pants. From an Episode of Phineas and Ferb where Candance gets a squirrel in here pants

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S.I.M.P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

by abdnejdjekk February 18, 2020

S.I.M.P

squirrels.in.my.pants

chad:bRoOoO thEReS S.I.M.P

josh:what the in hell does that mean...

by anonymous January 4, 2021

S.I.M.P.

A man who allows his free will to be co-opted by his mannish female partner who in all ways knuckles him under thereby making him her boy bitch.

Joe is such a S.I.M.P. (Self Imposed Male Pussification) He hand washes Janes panties in cold water and then line dries them which allows time for other subservient tasks.

by Higley May 5, 2024

S.i.m.p.

SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS! a song from the hit TV show Phineas and Ferb.

S.i.m.p. squirrels in my pants
-Phineas and Ferb

by TheVengefulRevolvenant March 11, 2021

S.I.M.P

S.I.M.P stands for “squirrels in my pants” and is a song from Phineas & Ferb that some street musicians rap when Candace got squirrels in her pants.

Tony: Look at Whitney, she got S.I.M.P!
Andrew: Yeah, that must be uncomfortable

by TheLittleGoose November 8, 2020

S.i.m.p.

Sucker in my pocket.

I have this pathetic simp paying my Bill's and white knighting me no matter how bad I treat him. As long as I wink and talk in a cute voice while I say pay up bitch...I'll never have to work.

Gotta keep his s.i.m.p. wrist weak

by RyanW23 June 10, 2020

S.I.M.P

Stomach in my panties

Putting the belly in panties to look slimmer

I am getting dressed now I’m going to put my S.I.M.P before I leave out.

by Halothedominatrix June 29, 2023