S.I.M.P

Squirrels in my pants

S.I.M.P

by A.Girl.O.T.I July 25, 2021

S.I.M.P

1. Someone who has squirrels in their pants
2. A shorter way to say “slave(s) in my plantation” commonly used by racist white people

1. I think there’s S.I.M.P please help

2. I got a lot of Simp

by Melonesdiscordkitten January 8, 2022

S.I.M.P

Stomach in my panties

Putting the belly in panties to look slimmer

I am getting dressed now I’m going to put my S.I.M.P before I leave out.

by Halothedominatrix June 29, 2023

S.I.M.P

When your Super Into Mashed Potatoes

Bill:ur a simp.
Josh:yea im a S.I.M.P: super into mashed potatoes.

by the pogger May 12, 2021

S.I.M.P.

A man who allows his free will to be co-opted by his mannish female partner who in all ways knuckles him under thereby making him her boy bitch.

Joe is such a S.I.M.P. (Self Imposed Male Pussification) He hand washes Janes panties in cold water and then line dries them which allows time for other subservient tasks.

by Higley May 5, 2024

S.I.M.P

Minion squirrels in my pants made popular by Phineas and Ferb when Candace got actual squirrels in her pants

Dang! That girl had actual S.I.M.P

by Crazchryne September 20, 2020

S.I.M.P

S.I.M.P (Squirrels in my pants). (A) song from Phineas and Ferb.

Candace; S.I.M.P, Squirrels in my pants!

Song

by Squirrelsinmipants June 4, 2020