A hand job that is excruciatingly painful and is always given by an elegant girl. Often, the girl mistakes the male's squirms and cries of pain to be of pleasure. As a result, the girl's hands squeeze tighter. In origins, the ancient Mesopotamian name "Abby," was given to those of great power and beauty.
Derek: ahhh....ughhh....aaGGHHGHHH!
Abby: Harder? Okay!
Derek: ..ARRGGGNNNNHNLARIFAFIAFIIGGHHH..AHHH! AHHHGGHH ABBY'S HAND JOB HAND!! AGHHHHHHH!
Abby: What? Use both hands?
Derek: RAHGAHGHRGRHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHAGH!
Abby: Harder? Okay!
Derek: ..ARRGGGNNNNHNLARIFAFIAFIIGGHHH..AHHH! AHHHGGHH ABBY'S HAND JOB HAND!! AGHHHHHHH!
Abby: What? Use both hands?
Derek: RAHGAHGHRGRHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHAGH!
by jayissohardcoreheisonfire December 5, 2010
Get the Abby's Hand Job Hand mug.A very hot and painful burning sensation you feel in and around your anus, usually resulting from consumption of spicy foods. The feeling could be described as Satan himself giving you a rim-job (licking and or tounging of the asshole.)
Ricardo swallowed a whole habanero pepper and the next morning received Satan's rim-job
I splashed toilet water on my asshole because the burning of Satan's rim-job was too intense.
I splashed toilet water on my asshole because the burning of Satan's rim-job was too intense.
by MunchiesWorld June 8, 2009
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The term used to define an Apple 'i' product fan. Under the second tenure of Steve Jobs as Apple's CEO, the company had released many products branded with prefix of letter "i" such as iphone and ipad. They have been recognized as Steve's "i"dea;
Stop wasting your time on these silly devices,you job's bitch and concentrate on work.
That job's bitch always goes on bragging about how cool is his ipad.
I sold her my old iphone and turned her into a job's bitch
That job's bitch always goes on bragging about how cool is his ipad.
I sold her my old iphone and turned her into a job's bitch
by originalThinker December 4, 2013
Get the job's bitch mug.A fireman's blow job is when you receive some mouth lovin' while your shoes, pants, and underwear are still around your ankles, so that when the blowing has come to an end, you can pull them up and get on with your bidness.
I just got an awesome Fireman's Blow Job from my lady friend.
We only have 5 minutes, how about a fireman's BJ?
We only have 5 minutes, how about a fireman's BJ?
by Boola Boola January 25, 2011
Get the Fireman's Blow Job mug.A noncencical phrase just heard said by one copper to another, who repeated it, on Police Interceptors. Enough said. A perfect example of their sad, cliquey humour.
by Pickled-Brain May 20, 2022
Get the Job’s a Fish mug.According to Urban Legend, the Job's Daughters are an organization of princesses who died for their fathers' sakes. Job's Daughters know exactly what they're doing, and they do not want to be messed with.
Da Jobbies are awesome, y'all!!!!
The Job's Daughters are an organization of coal miners' daughters who are princesses and Honored Queens.
The Job's Daughters are an organization of coal miners' daughters who are princesses and Honored Queens.
by Zillah Lewis September 28, 2008
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