Polish The Rusty Sheriffs Badge

The act of spitting on a butthole and proceeding to rub in the spit with your finger.

She said she wanted to try anal so I said let me polish the rusty sheriffs badge first.

by Meathead Nation January 2, 2019

Rusty Sheriff's Badge

Arsehole, ring, sphincter, anus

Show us your Rusty Sheriff's Badge ya dirty bitch!!

by D November 10, 2003

Rusty Sheriff's Badge

Encrusted anal entrance

by Ste April 6, 2003

Rusty Sheriff's Badge

To use it's correct scientific name: 'The A-hole'.
Of course this is due to their startling similarity in appearance.

"See you in fifteen minutes Ed, I'm off to the toilet to release a few 'Chocolate hostages' from the Rusty Sheriff's Badge.

by T-time June 8, 2005

polish the rusty sheriff's badge

Verb. To have anal sex; to fuck someone in the ass.

"She said the gash was off limits, so I said, 'how about I polish the rusty sheriff's badge instead?'"

by Danny Delinquent December 9, 2003

rusty sherrif's badge

dirty battered "ring piece"
Also known as Rusty Bullet Hole, Ass Hole, Brown Eye, Wrong'Un, Exit Sphincter, Poop Hatch, Loaf Chopper, Cornhole, Poop shute, Shitter, Batty Button, Fudge Barrier, Your Momma's Favourite Place or Brown Blow Hole

A homosexual might say "Hmmm, your rusty sherrif's badge is looking tasty today"

by Tim Evans February 3, 2004

Rusty Sheriff's Badge

A starfish, be it chocolate or otherwise.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003