Sperm Rustler

Kari/MagiBitch/MagiPink
One who chases the white squiggly liquid that runs down your chin after a blowjob

DAYUM man...That Bitch Kari is such a Sperm Rustler!

by NoMoneyForPaco December 28, 2005

Butthole Rustler

I came across this term a few weeks ago. I know its stupid. I know its not worth it. But this gave me new hope in humanity. A new faith in the quality of the human race. So, give it up for butthole rustler. Save The USA. Believe in the power of buttholes. When you see that perv walking down the street, remember me. remember hope. Call him a butthole rustler. Spread the love. Because if you're reading this, you are our future, our only hope, godspeed.
God Save America
God save buttholes.

Dirty Minded Phil sticks his finger up his arse.
Random dude: BUTTHOLE RUSTLER!

by LikeDAtAssSHit October 1, 2019

bush rustler

A male homosexual. Refers to the homosexual practice of congregating in public parks and seeking other homosexuals to fellate/sodomise.

"You can't give blood sir. You're a bush rustler"

by Archibald Leach November 14, 2007

chocolate rustler

a chocolate rustler is a rustler rib steak (microwaveable burger) with a kitkat chunky(chocolate bar)inbatween the bun and the ribsteak so there is melted chocolate inside the burger and it tastes fukin ossim(my way of saying awsome) invented by SPRIGGS

rustler,burger,chocolate,kitkat,chuck norris,chocolate rustler

by SUPER SPRIGGS March 11, 2009

bush rustler

A gay/homosexual. Bush being refered to as the pubic region.

"Watch your backs, he's a bush rustler."

by Samwell May 16, 2005

Aiden murgtah rustler burger

Aiden murgtah rustler burger is a fine meal built from the purest uk beef and salt is substitute with keif

You want a Aiden murgtah rustler burger

by DaBABEH December 25, 2022

Big Ole Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler

Ole boy, drives a tractor trailer all day (sun up-sun down)
Always has a sore buttocks.
Constantly looking for workers on his farm but more importantly someone to rub his big fat ass!
Claims his ass looks like rigotta cheese wrapped tight in a plastic bag.
Claims his ass looks a pickle that’s been stepped on by a football team with cleats on.
Doesn’t like having them little cellulose bubbles in his ass and wants a good rub down.

That big bastard on the tractor is a Big Ole Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler! His ass must be sore!

by Badger girl 317 January 15, 2022