Rumpy Pumpy

The act of Sexual Intercourse between a Man and a Woman, usually in a lighthearted and quick manner.

Andy is waiting for his wife to get ready to go out for the evening, he feels aroused at watching her getting dressed, and asks " How about a bit of Rumpy Pumpy before we go? "
Answer 99% of the time is " Get off, watch my hair!! "

by Mc Scrotum May 22, 2003

Rumptard

someone so stupid they do everything ass backwards

My cousin's husband is a rumptard

by MiAm0r November 14, 2010

rumply stew

a sexual act where one's spin is twisted into a pretzel then punched in the kidney repeatidly. May include a goose and crying

daisy was being a tool so george had to give her the rumply stew

by rumply stew artist March 1, 2011

Rumpy-dumpy

(UK Slang) Rough anal sex performed by gay men.

Auntie Lee got suspended from his job as a steward after being heard in the toilet having a bit of rumpy-dumpy with one of the passengers by almost everyone on the flight. He's been a mummy's boy on jobseeker's ever since.

by The Whiskey Man June 16, 2020

rumpthumper

A person who will hump the shit out of someone's behind, usually until sore. Happens to either males or females.

Can also be used as a compliment, usually to someone who fucks a lot, or is really hot and gets girls.

That guy is such a rumpthumper, or Dude! She just got rumpthumped!

by rumpthumper March 27, 2011

Rumpture

a) "a burning desire to caress the posterior of another person"

b) "a fracture of the tail-bone"

a) he was overcome with rumpture at the sight of her curvaceous buttocks

b) her rumpture was caused by a slip on some ice

by eric May 24, 2004

Rumpy bumpy

Rumpy bumpy is a euphemism for sexual intercouse.

"Me and your grandma iz gonna meet up tunight for a bit of rumpy bumpy."

by Herbert Wumpermire May 9, 2008