11 pm rule

past 11 pm people get horny, and say things over text they wouldnt wanna say

Whats the 11 pm rule?
"i get crazy horny over text"

by uhohuhoh1136 May 31, 2023

11 O'Clock Rule

The time that a party really "begins", no matter what scheduled time the party was actually supposed to start previous. This is the time that, without fail, droves of people show up all at once and a party can go from almost non-existent to full-fledged rager.

"Man, this party was so lame for like the past 3 hours, now it's insane! (Looking down at watch, seeing it's around 11 PM) 11 O'Clock Rule, happens every time!"

by Matty Rob April 6, 2009

11 O'Clock Rule

You are not allowed to get drunk before eleven

You have to take me home

But what am i going to do if i am not drunk before eleven

So you have to get drunk before 11

Yeah its the 11 o'clock rule

by burnt cracker March 16, 2010

rule 1131918

Invented by Lucie, if it exists, there is ASMR of it

Do you reckon there is such thing as Shrek ASMR?
Of course, you know, rule 1131918

by My dixy rect July 30, 2020

Rule 115

no matter how old you are, no matter how bad ass you think you are, if a toddler hands you a ringing toy phone you answer it

*toddler hands 6'7 biker guy on the street a ringing toy phone*
biker guy 1: I don't want it...
biker guy 2: rule 115 man
biker guy 1: fu- *looks at toddler* er, hello?

by Teka D Kai January 3, 2013

Rule 111

If it exists, a man will act, will have acted, or will act in the future, like it's his penis. There are no exceptions to this rule.

Dude look the empire state building is totally my cock. Rule 111

by Pyrometer June 28, 2010

Rule 1138

Rule 1138 is, simply put, "No matter how dumb something in Star Wars or it's accompanying expanded universe is, there is ALWAYS something dumber." Named after THX-1138, the last 4 digits of which constantly occur in the works of George Lucas.

The prawnpeople in Dark Empire are a prime example of Rule 1138.

by Ensign_RickySA February 28, 2011