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rukker

dutch slang for someone who is stupid, lazy, anoying.
like in English "wanker"
What a wanker = wat een rukker
by manderssss January 17, 2008
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Rukkas Tuesday

(Ruh-kus=Tooz-day)
The Tuesday of every week whereby participants are gathered to destroy the personal property of others in a humorous manner, inconvenience complete strangers, or execute needlessly elaborate pranks to confuse, destroy, or cause uncomfortable situations for all involved.
This Holiday was developed in the Spring of 2001 when Sir Thomas of Craven the Destroyer, and The Czar Mikhail of Mt. Shikkoluk set fire to the roads in their town.
The first activity of every meeting is to destroy all mailboxes available with ceremonial bat or explosive device. Afterwards rejoicing and more Rukkas takes place. Preparations are frowned upon.

Rule # 1 is never go back unless absolutely necessary, or the next day.

If Rukkas Tuesday is celebrated during a week when Bulk pickup is occuring, full advantage should be taken. If Bulk pickup occurs every week in your town, you have no excuse.

Other practices are encouraged but not limited to:
-Paint on cars
-Poop on cars
-Soccer games in restaurants
-Backyard lawn jobs
-Car slalom

Be sure to have your favorite CD of remixed video game or cartoon theme songs on hand.

When the bag pop and air.
"You do not talk about Rukkas Tuesday."
by Thomas Ferriter July 28, 2006
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rucky

adj.
-describes getting 'lucky' (see lucky) with someone of Asian descent
-describes the situation of someone of non-Asian descent being pursued by someone of Asian descent
ex 1: Sally said to Maggie, "Maggie, you're so rucky! Tatsi likes you!"

ex 2: The rumor around school is that Jenny got rucky with that Asian boy.
by Polly Anna October 5, 2005
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Jam rakky

look at all them jam rakky's !! there taking over
by kenow April 8, 2008
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Runky

A term used to describe both really bad house music and anything sexual. To runk is to have sex. Originally coined in Missoula, Montana in 1997 when several locals heard a very poor cover of the song 'Funky Town' being used in 70s Kung Fu movies.
Man, that DJ sucks. He only plays runky house.

Man, that girl got runky last night.

Burningman is way runky.
by Hellgate February 28, 2011
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rukker

that guy masturbates the whole day
in dutch:
die gozer rukt (rukker) de hele dag
by dranreb11 November 16, 2011
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Runky

(adj.) to be asinine; asinine; asshole-like
You meet those people sometimes who are just so runky towards others and it makes you think, “Why!? Why!?”
by MrAlexdoesmovies October 12, 2017
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